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3/13/2016 2:51:13 PM
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Keep that up and you're getting dunked back in the bath tub
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"I'm serious though man, everyone's name is something you'd find in a shitty comic book or something."
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I was born without a name so they gave me one and don't insult my children or their mother because of their names
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"Fiiine. Just a bit odd is all."
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It's going to be a bit odd when you have a golfball sized hole in your tongue for insulting the wrong people [b]Tiberius seems entertained by the conversation[/b]
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"Jesus man, calm down. I just got curious. Your son seems to enjoy the notion." [b]he motions to Tiberius [/b]
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If you're so entertained why don't you say something [b]he grabs Tiberius's tongue[/b] Come on I'm waiting [b]he lets go and Tiberius makes a quiet sound almost like laughing[/b]
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"Wish I could hear him, I bet his laughter would be not insulting or soul crushing in the slightest."
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There is one way you can hear him
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"Oh God... What do I do..."
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Simply hold still while I get my spell book and dagger
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"Fine..."
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[b]he puts down Tiberius and leaves the room, around 5 minutes later her returns with his materials and a metal baseball bat[/b] So are you ready?
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"Oh god... Yes."
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I cat tell if you're turned on by this or disturbed [b]he opens the spell book and splits the dagger into two blades[/b] Simply repeat after me then gouge out your ear drums with these knives...Mother Nature I request you to lend me your ear to answer your children's cries [b]he holds out the knives[/b] You'll hear ringing for a few seconds before it works then we'll test it
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"Mother Nature I request you to lend me your ear to answer your children's cries" [b]he reluctantly takes the blades and throws them into his ears, gouging out his eardrums and falling to his knees as his ears bleed[/b]
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 3/13/2016 3:55:03 PM[b]the pain was agonizing but short lived, the bleeding quickly stopped and a painfully ringing echoed in his ear[/b] Can you hear me? [b]the voice was difficult to hear and muffled but he kept asking[/b] Wheatley give me a thumbs up if you can hear me
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[b]he gives a thumbs up and looks around for the voice[/b]
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[b]It was the one man siting with a spell book on his lap, he points to Tiberius[/b] Ask him a question
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"Uhh... Hello? Can you hear me?"
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[b]He hesitates a moment before speaking[/b] [i]Y...Yes[/i] [b]his voice is like his fathers but has a timid tone to his voice and is more childish[/b] [i]Did I do something wrong?[/i] No Tiberius you didn't
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"H-hello... It's good to finally be able to listen to you..."
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[i]really?[/i] [b]He walks over and sits in front of him[/b]
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"Yeah. What's up man?"
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[i]I don't know, your anatomy and human anatomy is very odd compared to canines[/i] Tiberius that was rather unnecessary to comment
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"I don't mind, it's true though, humans are very different from me, and even more different from you. Most of them are greedy and only commit to things for personal gain."
