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3/13/2016 2:10:12 PM
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Molested. No. Although I did have to check for wounds and you should be careful with Tiberius...he might get the wrong idea if you're too nice
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Edited by Cosmic: 3/13/2016 2:16:01 PM"Don't worry about that. Also what ailed me? I was wounded?"
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When the body is put under stress it can damage itself whether the person is harmed or not
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"Hmm, that sucks." [b]he scratches tiberius's ears.[/b]
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[b]Tiberius teasingly droops his ears[/b] It does and the reaction hadn't exactly ended so that's why I poisoned you...and then with some trouble I got you here and threw you in the bathtub
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"Yeah... Uhhh what's with the other two, ya know... Dogs. Tiberius just strait up rushes people when he sees them, the other two are rather non-confrontational.
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Tiberius is a love sick little puppy and loves attention, Karma loves people too but she's very timid and Lady just doesn't like social interactions without her siblings
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[b]he continues to scratch his ear [/b] " I understand I guess, I just haven't seen the other two ther than the time I walked in on you guys sleeping..."
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Well they do hide under my bed a lot and sneak around at night
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"That's how I met this one." [b]he hugs him and puts him down[/b] "I believe you have something that belongs to me." [b]he motions to the AK-47, leaning against a wall[/b]
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Yeah and don't fire it until you get the eye out of the barrel [b]he picks up Tiberius and lightly bites down on his ear[/b]
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Edited by Cosmic: 3/13/2016 2:35:57 PM[b]he laughs [/b] "Did you actually find it?"
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No but I'm getting closer to getting the bastard [b]Tiberius sticks his tongue out at Wheatley with a sly grin[/b]
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"Also.... This is gonna sound weird but... If you are these guys 's father, then who, dare I ask, is the mother?"
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Hmm...oh yeah. She's like them but she can be demanding when I choose to roam as an animal and in doing so she had my children against my consent. She'll be here in a few days her name is Time
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[b]he chokes the urge to laugh [/b] "Time? Time. Am I the only person that goes by a logical and or somewhat normal name?!"
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Keep that up and you're getting dunked back in the bath tub
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"I'm serious though man, everyone's name is something you'd find in a shitty comic book or something."
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I was born without a name so they gave me one and don't insult my children or their mother because of their names
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"Fiiine. Just a bit odd is all."
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It's going to be a bit odd when you have a golfball sized hole in your tongue for insulting the wrong people [b]Tiberius seems entertained by the conversation[/b]
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"Jesus man, calm down. I just got curious. Your son seems to enjoy the notion." [b]he motions to Tiberius [/b]
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If you're so entertained why don't you say something [b]he grabs Tiberius's tongue[/b] Come on I'm waiting [b]he lets go and Tiberius makes a quiet sound almost like laughing[/b]
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"Wish I could hear him, I bet his laughter would be not insulting or soul crushing in the slightest."
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There is one way you can hear him
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"Oh God... What do I do..."
