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3/13/2016 1:22:04 PM
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I swear by the dear mother of Jesus Christ If you're trying to impersonate me I will cut off your penis
English
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"Duuude, calm down. I'm just trying to sleep... Is that what you sound like or something?"
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Keep that up and I'll turn you into a female [b]everything went blurry and when his vision cleared he was thrown in a bathtub filled with water[/b] Two choices. Bathe yourself or I do it for you
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"You gonna stare at me like that the whole time...? ALSO WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?!"
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[b]he's holding his clothes[/b] I need to wash them. I've seen many people without their clothes on so quit your whining [b]he walks out of the bathroom which is most likely his personal considering the photos of him and his children on the mirror[/b]
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"[i]this is weird... I gotta get outta here[/i]" [b]he thinks to himself, he cleans himself and waits I guess[/b]
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[b]he eventually comes back with his clothes that were cleaned,dried and ironed out[/b] If you're thinking of something negative you should change your attitude
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[b]he is back in those clothes in a fraction of a second[/b] "Uhhh.... Thanks? Why is this happening? What did I do to warrant this?"
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 3/13/2016 1:52:07 PM[b]his face blushed a light shade of pink[/b] I could smell you on the other side of the ship [b]Tiberius runs in and latches onto his fathers leg[/b]
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[b]he looks at Tiberius, confused as to Why he just attacked his own father. [/b]"So you decided to drug me and bathe me instead of just like... Telling me to shower?"
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Yeah...I uhh had to bite your shoulder to get the poison in your body [b]he shakes Tiberius off but he latched back on and starts nuzzling him[/b] Tiberius [b]Tiberius lets go and walks out whining[/b]
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[b]he follows him out, returning with Tiberius in his arms[/b] "... What. The -blam!-. Did you do. to me. I don't appreciate being molested..."
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Molested. No. Although I did have to check for wounds and you should be careful with Tiberius...he might get the wrong idea if you're too nice
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Edited by Cosmic: 3/13/2016 2:16:01 PM"Don't worry about that. Also what ailed me? I was wounded?"
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When the body is put under stress it can damage itself whether the person is harmed or not
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"Hmm, that sucks." [b]he scratches tiberius's ears.[/b]
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[b]Tiberius teasingly droops his ears[/b] It does and the reaction hadn't exactly ended so that's why I poisoned you...and then with some trouble I got you here and threw you in the bathtub
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"Yeah... Uhhh what's with the other two, ya know... Dogs. Tiberius just strait up rushes people when he sees them, the other two are rather non-confrontational.
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Tiberius is a love sick little puppy and loves attention, Karma loves people too but she's very timid and Lady just doesn't like social interactions without her siblings
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[b]he continues to scratch his ear [/b] " I understand I guess, I just haven't seen the other two ther than the time I walked in on you guys sleeping..."
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Well they do hide under my bed a lot and sneak around at night
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"That's how I met this one." [b]he hugs him and puts him down[/b] "I believe you have something that belongs to me." [b]he motions to the AK-47, leaning against a wall[/b]
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Yeah and don't fire it until you get the eye out of the barrel [b]he picks up Tiberius and lightly bites down on his ear[/b]
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Edited by Cosmic: 3/13/2016 2:35:57 PM[b]he laughs [/b] "Did you actually find it?"
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No but I'm getting closer to getting the bastard [b]Tiberius sticks his tongue out at Wheatley with a sly grin[/b]
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"Also.... This is gonna sound weird but... If you are these guys 's father, then who, dare I ask, is the mother?"
