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Edited by Azula:
7/4/2016 1:45:58 AM
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Awkward moments with strangers?
Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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11 RepliesEdited by jaytothen: 3/10/2016 6:58:49 PMI walked into my friends bathroom. The lights were off. I was drunk and couldn't find the light switch. Thought whatever i can make it in the bowl without lights and proceeded to unzip my pants and take out my dick. Walked straight ahead to piss and walked into something. Turns out my friends mom was also drunk and she passed out on the toilet seat. Yes my dick hit her face. No I didn't piss on her. Yes I still make fun of my friend about my dick on his mom's face. No she wasn't hot. Edit: didn't read title of thread just OP's post. Thought it was bathroom stories. I regret nothing.
