Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Once I was walking down the hallway in school talking to my friend about how in TV shows how when people walk and talk they always maintain eye contact and end up running into a wall. I said it was ridiculous that they show that because no one would be that stupid to not notice that they were about to run into a wall. As soon as I finish the sentence I run into a freaking wall.