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Edited by Roffle:
3/14/2016 10:56:27 PM
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Ultimate VS. Poll!!!
The battle to end all battles! WHO WILL BE CROWNED THE VICTOR?
Master Chief- The Super Soldier who took on an Alien Empire and an ancient powerful forerunner, Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 is truly a monument to all your sins!
Paper- It's literally a piece of paper. No pen marks, no tears, just an average piece of paper. I suppose you could make some origami, maybe cover a rock with it, or even use to wipe your anus(though I would recommend using toilet paper instead).
Only one winner will emerge victorious folks. But only YOU can decide, WHO WILL WIN!!! YYYEEEEAAAAAH!!!!!
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Well as we all know paper beats rock, but as shown in that cool halo 5 opening cinematic, Spartan also bears rock. This means that offensively they are equal. Defensively paper has a lot more options though. Paper can be anything, from an airplane to a zebra. I'm going to have to give this one to paper.
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The area is set Chief looks around for his foe Almost hunting if you will Wind blows, something feels wrong Master chief turns the corner BAM! The paper blows onto his helmet Master chief is stunned, his strengh weakens with every passing moment.....[spoiler]chief is dead[/spoiler] Paper is victorius. I will never look at paper the same way again.
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Edited by Mechetti: 3/9/2016 12:59:39 PMWhat are you frickin' idiots thinking!! Chief is a damn super soldier, his frickin' aura would break the paper, because he's a total badass! He could have cortana use her powers to tear it in half! He could tell Arby to slice it up. This forum is really stupid. I'm disappointed in youse guys, thinking a damn paper could beat [i]the[/i] master chief.
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Batman with prep time.
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1 ReplyThe paper can be signed to shut down the Spartan program...[spoiler]checkmate[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDude, papercuts.
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Batman with prep time.
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Chief attaches the paper, paper still technically there. [spoiler]checkmate[/spoiler]
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Well Master Chief is fictitious. And I just gave myself a papercut. So
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Shameful bump.
