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Edited by Shamurai: 3/6/2016 11:23:08 PM
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I'm going to prom guis!!! AMA

Wat do? Also AMA I'm 20 a gurl asked me to go to her prom. I know how to wrap my willy. Her dress is blue or teal or some shit Wut type of tux should I buy all black with graphite grey accents as well as a blue that pops or what? Also should mention I'm trying to make it special for her I never cared for prom even the ones I attended. Also AMA

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  • Steps to have great prom Step 1 [spoiler]purchase prom ticket[/spoiler] Step 2 [spoiler]plan with your friends for the event[/spoiler] Step 3 optional but highly recommended [spoiler]have a date someone of special interests to you[/spoiler] Step 4 [spoiler]purchase appropriate thing for your date ( I don't if your gay or sr8 I'm not a mind reader) [/spoiler] Step 5 [spoiler]get a ride [/spoiler] Step 6 [spoiler]go to prom[/spoiler] Step 7 [spoiler]make your way to the dance floor with said date and friends [/spoiler] Step 8 [spoiler]take off your pants and beat your meat in front of everyone [/spoiler] Step 9 $profit$ [spoiler]for the police if your parents can pay your bail [/spoiler] Step 10 More profit [spoiler]from inevitable law suits from everyone there along with the court for indecent exposure [/spoiler] You did it and your a success story [spoiler]you live in a homeless shelter ( if your lucky) And you can't get a decent job because your a labeled sex offender [/spoiler]

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