[i][Normally, I'd spout some drivel about the destruction of the human race, looking for a long lost artifact— or perhaps some piece of information I've been chasing across the ends of the universe. But, fortunately for you, that's not why I'm here today— or, for that matter, it never will be again. Short version: I was deemed a heretic and escaped before they could pull my soul out through my solarium skull. As such, I'm looking for refuge... And perhaps a job on the side.][/i]