"And thusly, Jesus prayed to God "High dad, it's me, you."" -John1:17 Or "We get it Paul, we get it. You can stop sending us letters." -Letter from St. Paul to the Corinthians But this may be the best one of all... "Then, God looked at the future, and saw the evil that man would become. And upon thinking if he should prevent it, he spaketh "nah"" -Genesis1:1