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Edited by Gordeezy8: 3/3/2016 4:11:18 PM
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Favorite verse from the bible?

Mines is Ezekiel 25:17 Ezekiel 25:17 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Edit: here comes the atheist. Edit: Purse has been summoned, will the princess of darkness Anomaly appear too?

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  • Edited by dead mans: 3/3/2016 5:32:42 PM
    All these atheist hating be like: [quote]the part were its fake cause god no real[/quote] When im just here thinking [i]the one were jesus smited a tree? (Is it smited? Or smote? Idk) Or is my favorite the one were women must be silent and cant teach. Its so specific! I also love the one about how slaves must be obedient no matter how they're treated. And theres the one about sex with a donkey. Like in detail.. [/i] Come on kids, if you're gonna hate do it right

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    • Slap the ho PIMP HAND

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    • Hosea 13:16 16 The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground,their pregnant women ripped open.

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      • Mine would have to be the first line of Genesis: [spoiler]Unfortunately, I'm not a fag you this group. Drink bleach whores.[/spoiler]

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      • "Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving, let your requests be made known to God." Can't remember the reference but that verse had helped me through a lot of my anxiety.

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        • The part when God decided to murder Egypt's first born.

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        • Edited by IMAGE NOT FOUND: 3/4/2016 4:50:51 AM
          It's pretty well known that almost all that was made up by Tarantino, bar a few words - or was that your point?

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        • [i]"fück bitches, get money"[/i] Bibleman 4:20

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          • "Thus saith the Lord GOD; Because the Philistines have dealt by revenge, and have taken vengeance with a despiteful heart, to destroy it for the old hatred; Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I will stretch out mine hand upon the Philistines, and I will cut off the Cherethims, and destroy the remnant of the sea coast. And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them. -Ezekiel 25:15-17" Is what you wrote just a paraphrase or something? Because this is the actual verse out of my Bible with context. Also, I think Psalm 110 is cool. Also because I can't choose a "favorite" so easily. "The LORD said unto my Lord, Sit thou at my right hand, until I make thine enemies thy footstool. The LORD shall send the rod of thy strength out of Zion: rule thou in the midst of thine enemies. Thy people shall be willing in the day of thy power, in the beauties of holiness from the womb of the morning: thou hast the dew of thy youth. The LORD hath sworn, and will not repent, Thou art a priest for ever after the order of Melchizedek. The Lord at thy right hand shall strike through kings in the day of his wrath. He shall judge among the heathen, he shall fill the places with the dead bodies; he shall wound the heads over many countries. He shall drink of the brook in the way: therefore shall he lift up the head."

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          • Op is pulp fiction confirmed

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          • "Kill all those gay people, they can't marry or any of that shit either." - Shitthatisn'tintheBible, 1:17.

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            • Romans 1:16 (also one of my fav. Songs lol)

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            • 1 Peter 1:3. I don't want to type it out, too long.

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            • I was pretty dissapointed to find out that that wasn't actually a bible quote but just a paraphrase of ezekiel 25:17 [spoiler] Ezekiel 25:17 And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.[/spoiler]

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            • Judges 3:31 After Ehud came Shamgar son of Anath, who struck down six hundred Philistines with an oxgoad. He too saved Israel.”

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            • Edited by Treebeard: 3/3/2016 4:19:31 PM
              [i]"If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plow the family into the soil, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother." [/i] A. Partridge, 3:27.

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            • Revelations 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

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            • Leviticus 18:22

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            • Ayy 4:20 "lmao"

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            • Edited by King Corn: 3/4/2016 12:00:46 AM
              Me must build a wall -Tonald Drump 69:69

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            • Edited by Copper: 3/3/2016 10:52:40 AM
              "[i]Ayyyy lmao[/i]" Alien 0:69

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              • I like Psalm 14. It prophesies he crucifixion of Jesus. 14 I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of joint; my heart is like wax; it is melted within my breast; 15my strength is dried up like a potsherd, and my tongue sticks to my jaws; you lay me in the dust of death. 16For dogs encompass me; a company of evildoers encircles me; they have pierced my hands and feet [49]— 17I can count all my bones— they stare and gloat over me; 18they divide my garments among them, and for my clothing they cast lots.

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              • And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Amen.

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              • The prologue All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

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                • This thread is now about your favorite movie quotes. Mine is: "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." Post away!

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                  • Isn't that the one from Pulp Fiction?

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