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3/2/2016 6:55:35 PM
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Why so serious?
[b]the bladed boot is dragged down his face leaving large claw marks that bleed profusely[/b]
English
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"I'd say the same to you."
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[b]he turned quickly starting a slow walk but before his jacket fell back into place Wheatley saw the fur on his tail is standing up roughly, a brief but clear sign of anger or stress[/b]
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"I didn't know you where a dog..." [b]he gets back to his feet and spits out a bit of blood[/b]
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I will strangle you without hesitation if you do not pick your words carefully
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"I didn't know you where a... Canine? Sorry dude I don't know how to be politically correct toward a dog, just chill out and tell me what's up."
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Just guess
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"... Intelligent dog man?"
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Should I punch a hole in your head or kick a crater in your chest?
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"Okay, okay I won't question... But I want to..."
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The main problem is my childish nature I have to keep bottled up and remain calm and collected, usually I wouldn't give a damn about what you're doing but I have expectations to live up to
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"Uhh... Okay."
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Pretending to be someone you aren't is more stressful than you'd think [b]he took off his jacket and tossed it to the ground[/b]
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"Then be you man, I had to be a "noble warrior of the alliance" for quite awhile, when I am, at my core, a wisp... A strange, cannibalistic, brutal, and insane pyromaniac that enjoys watching my foes burn. So just do you mate, no ones here to stop you."
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Yeah...I suppose your right [b]he brushed both hands down his back and his tail patting down the fur, he could see the chain of a necklace shimmer under his shirt[/b]
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[b]his head tilts to the left unnaturally far, and closely observes this dude, completely and utterly confused.[/b]
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What the hell are you doing? I can see your reflection in my necklace...I hope you're not checking me out
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"Great, now I have that image in my mind, that will fuel my nightmares for the next few years. Also no, your anatomy is just rather... Peculiar..."
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Just because of the tail? If you're going to ask to touch it just go ahead and get it over with
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"I'd rather be shot through the head with a nail gun."
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Are you saying my fur is disgusting?.. [b]he paused for a minute before turning around and grabbing Wheatley by the collar of his shirt[/b] I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW I WASH IT WITH NATURAL SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONERS THEN DROWN IT IN COCONUT OIL AND HONEY DAILY
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[b]he breaks down laughing hysterically before he can even finish the sentence[/b] "Dude, You know how insane that soun-" [b]he cuts himself off with even more laughter[/b]
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[b]both his eyes fade to a shade of red[/b] As ridiculous it sounds it's proper to ensure my fur stays healthy [b]Wheatley gets slapped once, it wasn't very hard but it was painful[/b] If I don't keep it healthy it'll become rough and disgusting like wool [b]he gets slapped again much harder[/b] By practicing my daily routine it stays softer and smoother than silk [b]he gets slapped again dislocating one side of his jaw[/b] AND HAVING YOU INSULT ME FOR THAT IS VERY REPULSIVE [b]The last slap dislocated his jaw entirely and snapped it back into place[/b]
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[b]it never was dislocated due to his mask, made of a strange and alien metal. By the time he finished speaking Wheatley is already brushing the fur on his arm with a comb[/b] "Happy now?"
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Dammit you made the lycanthropy flare up... [b]he goes to hit Wheatley before falling to his knees coughing up blood[/b]
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"OH JESUS! Uhh, you need some help bro?" [b]he pauses for a moment before continuing to brush his hair xD[/b]
