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2/29/2016 5:13:51 PM
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Amazing!!!! I found out who the Hive really are and why they are here!(trigger warning for the bleeding hearts)

So last knight, I was watching a pair of Thralls to study how they mate. To my surprise one of them spotted me and ran towards me, the other went off to attack a nearby Vandal. They trigger easily if your a white guardian(I was born chatterwhite and dont discriminate me based on my light color). As this thrall clawed and scratched me it kept yelling "Hive lives matter". But what about the guardians lives? do we not matter? And then it hit me, given today's social movements, I have decided that the hive are indeed the liberals we see today. The hive are known to take everything you own for their benefit(moon) and leave misery behind in their wake. Doesnt this sound familiar? I thought so, the liberals. They take everything you own(socialism) and leave behind misery for all. Now, socialism cant be without a leader and so I decided to look into Crota and Oryx and boy was that interesting. From my research, I now understand that Crota is our very own Hillary clinton. Crota can take a few lives and not worry about it because, you know "what difference does it make?". And as for Oryx, he is Bernie Sanders, takes yor will to live and says he will "distribute it" for the good of the masses. How amazing is that? I have uncovered the fact that the hive are in fact from our time. Another interesting fact, Donald Trump is Skolas.

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