Dear Bungie,
Want a solution to all of the 'nerf this' or 'nerf that' threads running rampant on the forums?
I have the solution for you!
It is a small amount of people that are ruining the game for the rest of us. This idea will get rid of every cry baby 12 year old and every 35 year old living in their parents basement. Let them play another game and ruin a different game. People will never be happy unless you give them $1,000,000 to play your game. Even then, they will say they deserve more to play your game because they didn't get a medal for getting fired from their job.
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All of these nerfs revolve around PvP not PVE.
So, instead of nerfing Titans, Warlocks and Hunters to improve PvP and hurting PvE, just remove subclasses from PvP! Just think, this would solve all posts that revolve around a certain class being too powerful or utterly useless in PvP and PvE.
Also remove any gear from PvP that could possibly give others an advantage over others! I mean how dare anyone use something that could give them any competitive advantage!
To put the last nail into the coffin for these damn threads, remove all weapons obtained in game! Give everyone a pistol with only 4 bullets in a round! This will put everyone on level playing ground!
To make everyone happy, at the end of every match give out 2 exotic engrams, a cupcake and if the team lost, they get a medal for trying! Now if the team won, they must sit through a 15 minutes video explaining that they were terrible for not playing fairly and they need to let the other team win every now and then so they don't cut themselves.
You are welcome Bungie! Now give me a 3406 light level character for this thread because I am entitled to it. I am super cereal. I will tell your mommy that you were mean to me if you don't and I will never buy another game again!
#ManBearPigIsReal
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DeeJ: ok Guardian thanks for the feedback. We'll be sure nerf fusion rifles in the next update to make crucible more balanced. DeeJ, out.