I'll let you guys guess my age Have fun!

Yo my name is Sam. I am 18 and I'm currently attending college and attempting to get into the nursing program there. I am just taking my time through my studies and working hard as I go, working in a bakery part time, hiking, and playing video games. I also enjoy drawing and writing and all that artistic stuff. My boyfriend and I have 5 tarantulas that we keep in our bedroom and I hope to get a python soon (cause I haven't owned a snake yet. They have little puppy faces). I am a pretty relaxed person and I like to consider myself understanding and friendly. I enjoy food and sleep most of all though. Some links to pictures of my spiders in the spoiler [spoiler]https://41.media.tumblr.com/6b91f5df31dbbe20ba8ddef0c0718051/tumblr_o3cru1Ycby1s0lkr8o2_1280.jpg https://56.media.tumblr.com/d717f0152a519301caf2337e1c988a99/tumblr_o3cru1Ycby1s0lkr8o3_1280.jpg https://56.media.tumblr.com/ead7de911515d7bc7c8f56507c3ab76d/tumblr_o3cru1Ycby1s0lkr8o5_1280.jpg https://56.media.tumblr.com/31751dc099ae358eacf7c2478f1a65d9/tumblr_o3cru1Ycby1s0lkr8o6_1280.jpg[/spoiler]

Huh. Lotta people are minors. I'm just an unemployed 22 year old deadbeat college drop out. There's probably a selfie floating around on a thread somewhere in OffTopic. By the way, OP, what's a phycologist?

Screw the gimmick Hello, my name is James "CommanderPhobos" Rogers and this is who I am. I am a 16 year old male with a body of 5'5 and weight at 146 lbs. I live in Las Vegas, Nevada but was born in southern Ireland and moved to the Americas when I was eight years old. I am a athlete and a martial artist, the only sports I do are Track and field and Cross country with kick boxing and muay thi as my arts. I am a Junior in high school with a 3.7 GPA and in only one club, of which being Photography and I would consider my self pretty damn good. I am a very social, courageous, sarcastic, jolly, and over all have a caring soul. I find being antisocial and nonenergetic is a waste of my life, so I get out and do as much as possible. Life is as good as you make it. I can't do a selfie without it looking terrible to so I just cropped everyone out in this Ragnar group photo. http://imgur.com/qrKUcYy [spoiler][i]*Loads TX-130 SaberTank lazer round*[/i][/spoiler] Sorry but I had to do it

I'm 14 years old, having a pretty bad time in middle school. Mainly because of my home room teacher who I can't stand, but there's a lot of this that contribute to that. I'm currently taking freshmen math a year early with some of my friends and I'm already enrolled for Sophomore science and Spanish when I take my actual freshmen year, that is to say I am smarter than the average bear. My friends and I are seen as the comedic relief guys, the ones who are always able to turn any funny situation into a funny one. We aren't the nerds just because we're in accelerated math mind you, most of the "jocks" are in the course with us. We tend to separate ourselves from everyone else, mainly because we have real conversations about life, and not some kind of drama fest we see most people often having. I swim, bike, and run to stay in shape, and I often do triathlons with my dad who is a huge inspiration to me. In my free time I play video games, write a novel I've been working on, and play chess. Yes, your heard me, chess. I started playing chess because I wanted to be like my cousin, who taught me how to play years ago. He's gone off to college now and was diagnosed with cancer, and I'm happy to say he's winning the battle. All the more reason for me to practice so I might finally beat him one day. I always go by the moral, "trust others until they give you a reason not to." If I've ever come across a brash in a conversation, you probably pissed me off, which is kind of what people do sometimes. I like most other hums have the ability to get pissed off. I try to be a modest, honest and genuine guy most of the time, but I come short a lot. All the more reason for me to strive harder, and be a better person. Anyway, that's basically me. I wasn't really expecting to pour it all out like that, but who cares?

I'm 24, the real me only comes out after a fifth of whiskey, I'm a hyper non bigoted racist joke cracking cracker from the beach transplanted to naptown geospatial engineering world traveling non sleeping videogame playing misogynist.

I won't post a selfie because: I hate taking pictures, and being apart of them. I'm ugly AF (prolly not but I'm paranoid) But.... Here goes the information. 15 years of age. Participates in triathlons. White AF. Drives a 2004 Subaru Impreza hatchback. Manual transmission, for those who care. I'm in the top 5% of my freshman class, and will have to keep working to maintain the top 10%, because dropouts. Haven't had IQ tested, but I expect high 120's to mid 130's. My dad is an ex- NASA engineer, now a Mr. mom, while my mom works at a hospital. I procrastinate on work. I'm laid back in terms of work, but maintain my top 5%, and piss off the class valedictorian because of it. Poor girl works her ass off. Anyway... Back to me. 5 feet 10 inches tall @ 160 pounds exactly, mostly lower body strength (a little upper too) I love cars, and can name most of what you see on the streets. I can also give realistic horsepower estimates (no memorizing tho', and I rarely respond well to tuned vehicles.) Down here in south Texas, everyone and their dog drives either a suv or a pickup, so my subie stands out, and I receive crap for it. I'm not hot with the ladies, don't fit in with the guys. I however am happy the way I am.

http://imgur.com/Vky8qRS.jpg My boyfriend and I. [spoiler]yes we have matching Gamertags. Shhhhh. Lol[/spoiler] 3 years a couple, about 15 years as gamers. [spoiler]yes I'm the ex-GameStop employee. Probably last time I posted here lol[/spoiler]

Hi my name is Sammy and I am 15 YOU FRICKIN FRICKS I'M NOT 9!!! I like sonic but only classic sonic because NEW SONIC IS SO BAD AGAGAHHAGAG I HATE THE SONIC FAN BASE THEY RUINED SONIC AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I live with my parents and I take anger pills every morning but I DON'T KNOW WHY?!?! I'm PERFECTLY NORMAAAAAL AND I HATE ALL THE HATERS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [spoiler]wort[/spoiler] [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]

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I just itched my asshole and washing my hands won't get rid of the smell. I'm only going to say that I'm 6'7", yes 6'7". My dad is 6'9'' and my uncle is 7 foot, and he also played pro basketball in Europe.