I'm a 27 year old from Seattle and have a PhD in theoretical physics from MIT.

Close enough?

Quite frankly don't want to do one of myself so here's this. My names gus I'm about 2 years old. I stand at about 2 ft on all fours legs and close to 5 ft on two legs. I weigh close too about 100 to 110 pounds not sure. I like to hog the bed and eat pringles. I also have a big head http://imgur.com/akNPTsq

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Only because you asked nicely Ham. Have at it. Yes it's really me.

On my mac, will edit in selfie later. Anyway, my name's Marcus. I'm 15, and a [i]very[/i] awkward nerd. I am very quiet at times, which people mistake for anger, but really I am a heavy thinker. I want someone to call my own, but I'm too socially awkward atm. I'm known to be pretty immature at times, but the reason why I don't want to be mature is because the world can be so damn dark sometimes, and it's nice to make others smile. I am a full Filipino, and though my family expects me to be smart and all, I really have two goals: to do my best at anything I do, and to be there for everyone I care about. I'm obsessed with DC Comics and Star Wars.

I'm ugly :c

Hi I'm shadow. It's stylized shdw because shadow was taken. More people call me shadow than by my real name(which may be shadow) so I'll just call myself shadow. I am a very funny person and I'm always joking. Sometimes I'm serious but people assume I'm joking and I think it's funny. I have a special offbeat sense of humor. I don't take very many pictures of my self so imagine the sexiest person alive(Olivia Wilde) and slap a johnson on them. Secretly I'm kinda lonely sometimes and wish for some sort of human companionship. That's about all of my personality.

I'm EPIC

I try to be myself around here. My persona on here is like an exaggerated version of who I really am; I think that applies to many users. I love science and am currently working on my undergraduate degree. I work at a radio station as well as contract with some governmental and non-governmental organizations. Basically I get paid to go to concerts and hang out with musicians as well as piloting boats and SCUBA diving. Music and science are two of the things I'm most passionate about, so my jobs are absolutely amazing. My other passion, which I want to make a career in, is pharmacology, specifically neuropsychopharmacology which is a big fancy word for "how substances affect the mind (psychopharmacology) + how drugs influence/utilize neural mechanisms (neuropharmacology)." Basically I'm fascinated by how drugs do the things they do on a structural level as well as a subjective level, or how drugs fit into receptors or modulate ion channels as well as how and why drugs do the things they do and make you feel the way you do after taking them. I'm mainly interested in psychoactive substances, such as cannabis, opiates/opioids, benzodiazepines, psychedelics and dissociatives. So basically anything that can produce a subjective "high." I have a history of substance use (and some periods of substance abuse) and that has led me to become absolutely fascinated by the underlying mechanisms at work when drugs/substances alter the mind/cognition as well as the changes in cognition they produce. I'm also in a long-term relationship with my girlfriend, although I still get some action from my right hand from time to time, which girlfriend is totally cool with. But honestly, this girl is the one and I truly don't want to spend my life with anyone but her. Thankfully she feels the same way but even more so (or so she claims). Also, I hate selfies and have never taken one. I do not intend to start taking selfies now so I shall describe myself: 6' tall, brown/black/blonde-sun-stained hair that reaches a little lower than my shoulders, big bushy beard, about 160 pounds, a very slight beer gut and several scars from various misadventures. If anyone wants to talk about science in your man. And if you misrepresent or attempt to refute science on the forums, rest assured that I will find you and correct you and generally be a sarcastic ass while doing so. One final note: MrSpinklesWirth and I have been locked in battle for about 6 years now, although neither side has ever been in combat with the other. Think of it as a Flood Cold War. And I may or may not have been involved with The PETA Debacle back on Bungie.old that nearly forced Achronos to use The Nuclear Option on The Flood Forum and annihilate us all from The Great Server. Anything else? Just ask. I'm gonna go have a nice smoke and play some games.

I'll be leaving out a few details but here's the gist of it. My half spanish, half asian mother and white father had me twenty-two years ago. I grew up on Nintendo. I was a simple kid. Average grades, average looks, average... everything. Nothing interesting happened for many years, until I reached high school, where I made and broke several relationships with several girls. Each relationship I was so sure was the best I could do. I was so sure, every time, that they were the 'one' for me. It wasn't until Uni where I found out how love is supposed to be. That's where I found my wife-to-be. I've been living in Australia for about 7 years now, finishing up my final year of English Teaching in Uni. I'm already happily married though and am planning to have a child soon. Son or daughter, I'm happy with either. I think it's also worth mentioning I've been into photography since I was a kid. Pic related, it's my work. Albeit a bit old. I've gotten a better camera and took the same shot with the railings perfectly straight but I can't seem to find it.

Suddenly the flood is 70% female

Im autistic

My name is Ryan. 5'10" 16 year old white male. I have. Divorced parents. I have strong German heritage. I spend most of my time playing video games. I love to draw, watch Netflix, and listen to music. Hardcore acdc fan. Currently learning how to play guitar because of angus. I have a small group of friends at school and a lot of online friends. I have pretty bad grades in school besides drawing class. Extremely shy irl but extremely confident online when meeting people. That's about it :)