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Edited by Joyaboi: 2/27/2016 2:46:56 AM
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So Someone Breaks Into Your House

So there is a thief who breaks into a house to steal money and valuables. What is the last thing they would want to see? [spoiler]An old man in a SS uniform fapping to WWII Holocaust Tapes. He turns around and says, "now that you are here, zee fun can really begin".[/spoiler]

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  • Edited by ASyrianRefugee: 2/27/2016 2:34:02 AM
    Me with the last Burglar still in his all black outfit with ski mask tied up and being tortured in my basement with a metal pipe up his ass and I reply "Oh hey it looks like its a party" as I walk towards him with a giant double sided dildo slapping into my hand

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