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2/24/2016 10:09:37 PM
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"YA know, I shouldn't have drenched the bacon in wine!" [b]He starts to giggle like a little girl. [/b]
[spoiler]He looks 15 btw[/spoiler]
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"Probably not. Jack Daniels would have been a better choice." [spoiler]he wouldn't give a crap. By now he's at least 100[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh my god, that advice made me kek[/spoiler] "I have a bottle somewhere... Wanna share?"
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"Nah. I'm about to go shoot a gun that could easily tear a tree apart and hope it doesn't explode in my hand right after making it. Being drunk, and yes, I can be, won't help."
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"Oh... Many words, too drunk to understand.... Is the gun big though"
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"About the size of a minigun, which will most likely be built into my arm. So yes, very."
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"Arm gun? My dad had an arm gun.." [spoiler]*foreshadowing intensifies*[/spoiler]
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"My arm is about 3ft across, so I can fit a substantially bigger one."
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"His arm gun was a minigun... That's all I remember... He kinda died... I think"
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"Well, maybe we'll find him. Who knows."
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"Maybe, maybe...."
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"Well, Ima go shoot stuff."
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"Have fun with that....."
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"I will." He says, and heads out
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[spoiler]ent[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]no, end[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Kk[/spoiler]
