A warlock and titan were walking around the moon one day.
Titan: "Arggh, my Hammers! They're so heavy! I used to be so good with them, you know."
Warlock: "Yes, I know. Until the Huntards nerfed yo-"
Titan: "SHHH, they might hear you! One little mention of them will get you nerfed, trust me!"
Warlock: "Alright, alright."
They keep walking, but soon after they stop in front of a cavern.
Warlock: "I just don't understand. They want my firebolt grenades nerfed now. If [b][i]he who must not be named[/i][/b] nerfs me, I swear."
Titan: "Wait."
The Titan and warlock hear whispering of the word "nerf" coming from the cavern.
The Warlock uses her angel of light to look down. What she sees makes her scream in panic.
Titan: "What?! What is it?"
Warlock: "We've woken the Huntards! There's too many of them! RUN!"
The Huntards are screeching the word "nerf" now.
Titan: "I feel...strange."
Warlock:"No, not now!"
The Titan falls over, barely mobile.
Warlock: "What's wrong?"
Titan: "Feel...so..burned out.."
The Huntards surround the warlock and the Titan.
Huntards: "Nerf STORMCALLER! Nerf Sunsinger! TOO OP! NERF NERF NERF!!"
All of a sudden, a hole comes from the ground. It's no other than [b][i]Deej, the nerfing King.[/i][/b]
Deej: Hello, my fellow Huntards!
Huntards in Sync: "Hello, Deej"
Deej: "Well well well, it seems as if our warlocks here have become dominant! Let me give her a small tuning"
Deej lifts her up and the warlock grimaces.
Warlock: "No..please..."
She feels herself weakening, losing her power among the storm. Losing her flames. Everything.
Titan: "NO! Not this time!"
The Titan flies into the sky and casts his Fist of Havoc. He launches all the Huntards and Deej into the air, and sends them out into the cavern.
Warlock: "Th..thank you.."
Titan: "eh... Don't menti-"
Huntard: "neeeerfff!!"
The Titan shoulder charges the final Huntard.
Warlock: "you really enjoy that, don't you?"
[quote]source: Reddit[/quote]
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Perfect story 5/7
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Except deej isn't a developer. Lol he is a -blam!-ing community manager.
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Edited by TNEE99: 2/24/2016 6:48:05 PMHahahah good job :D
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Edited by SIR LORD BBJET13: 2/24/2016 6:46:26 PMYou realize DeeJ has no say in the development process right? It was his birthday yesterday too so try not be as ignorant for at least a little bit. Oh and Titans got Hunters Nerfed a solid 8 times in Year 1.
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That's such a sad story. Did they ever fall in love?
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True story that.
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Its was funny until you said huntard :(
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Amazing
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Funny that DeeJ's favourite class is Warlock
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Lame [spoiler]muted[/spoiler]
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FACKING awesome
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Oh well