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2/24/2016 12:49:09 PM
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"Hello, Wheatley, how are you on this fine day?" [b]he says as he tosses a baked potato up into the vent[/b]
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[b]he doesn't respond and lowers a bit more, he squints and his tongue sticks out. He slowly begins to open his mouth and gravitates to your shoulder[/b]
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[b]He tosses a human kidney over his shoulder and into his mouth[/b]
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[b]he swallows it whole and squints even more, slowly going back up into the vents[/b]
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"My oh my, aren't you an unsocial one?"
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"What? I'm right here." [b]wheatley is sitting on a cupboard, the other Wheatley was a hallucination.[/b]
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"I just fed a hallucination..."
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"Hehehehe. Yeah." [b]the snake around his wrist hisses, and a bite mark makes itself apparent on your neck[/b]
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[b]He catches the snake between two fingers before it makes contact[/b] "What was that about? "
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Edited by Cosmic: 2/25/2016 2:22:06 AM[b]the bite is already there, the snake turns to rose pedals when you come into contact with it, slowly gliding to the ground. The snake slowly starts to reform on his wrist[/b] "The melnoch has a strange poison, it's not lethal, but can cause some CRAAAAAAZY hallucinations man... LIKE THIS!" [b]the snake hisses and you are sent on a very short acid trip thing xD[/b]
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"My nig, that's my daily life, because quite frankly, I'M ALWAYS HIGH! WOO-HOO" [b]He twirls around with his arms in the air, singing like a mad man [/b]
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[b]he watches this go down with a smile on his face[/b] "Sooo you wouldn't mind if iiii did THIS?" [b]he turns the stoves off and drowns the piece of meat in vinegar.[/b]
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"I already ate it so I don't give a singular -blam!-! "
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"Good, so then you wouldn't mind iiiif this happened?" [b]he is no longer high, at all.[/b]
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"Oh my.. That's strange"
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[b]you start to feel serious withdrawal.[/b] "Or that?"
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"I've felt worse!"
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Edited by Cosmic: 2/24/2016 1:49:28 PM[b]it gets far worse, worse than naturally or magically possible[/b]
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[spoiler]Magically possible... Pretty sure this is magic, fam[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]alien poison m85, I'm trying to retcon why it's the worst it can be my m18[/spoiler]
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[b]A suit materializes around him, and he starts to sprint around the room at a ridiculous pace, easily thinning his blood, and the poison until it has no effect. [/b]
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Edited by Cosmic: 2/24/2016 2:07:57 PM[b]wheatley throws a brick in front of him as he takes off [/b]
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[b]He simply jumps over the brick [/b]
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[b]he slowly tries to escape in a vent [/b]
