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2/23/2016 1:10:30 PM
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Your last text message is now your catchphrase
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I left my lunch at home.
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Edited by RatherBritishLad: 2/23/2016 8:33:08 PMRemoved swastika due to offensive content. Gg m8
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2 Replies"yeah" What am I supposed to do with this... It's not "YEAH!" or "Yeah!" Just "yeah".
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1 ReplyLet me just look into my crystal ball.
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1 ReplyIts in swedish tho.
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''Because you don't''
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Literally just got a new phone. So no texts yet.
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"Yes"
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He didn't know how
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He's not the hero we deserve, he's the hero we need (referring to Morgan Freeman, whose voice is now available on gps)
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Ive seen some dark shite ಠ__ಠ
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Lol y tho
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GG no RE. But first, tryina' get a couple runs in on the volcano.
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"I fed the dog"
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Ok I'll be there
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1 ReplyDamn Daniel
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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg You've beaten Shia Labeouf Wait! He isn't dead, Shia surprise! There's a gun to your head And death in his eyes But you can do Jiu Jitsu (You can do it) Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now... You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf[spoiler]Too long?[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.
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I won't chicken out tomorrow
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That's the stupidest question I've ever asked
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Might finally get a rt
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Should be puff the magic instead because he lived by the sea and frolic in the autumn mist in a land called honalee
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