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2/23/2016 2:35:02 AM
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[b]he slowly raises a handgun to his head, jokingly in slow motions singing "ooh watcha saaaaay, ooh datchu only meant weeeeeeeell." Ya know the Rihanna song... Kinda a meme.... Nevermind[/b]
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"Dank music can't melt steel memes"
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[b]he drops to the ground laughing like a psychopath[/b]
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"Teehee....."
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[b]he looks over, staring at his eyes and licking his lips[/b]
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"Uh.... What are you preparing over there"
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[b]he grins literally ear to ear behind his mask, which is now dripping with blood.[/b]
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"..."
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[b]he shakes and twitches, his head turns unnaturally far the to left as he begins to slowly walk foreward, laughing quietly[/b]
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"Wha...."
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"Don't... Move." [b]his cognae... Excuse me melnoch turns into a red snake and curls around his arm, a sword bald protrudes from its mouth as he approaches[/b]
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[b]He pulls his gun from his holster and kneecaps that bitch in a second. [/b] "Yeah, I'm just gonna no..."
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[b]he falls and rolls under a ship[/b] "SORRY, SORRY I WAS HUNGRY..."
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"YOU JUST ATE AN ENTIRE -blam!-ING BAG OF INTESTINES YOU FATASS"
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"sorry, calm down man. Also if I was a fatass, how did you not Notice I'm on your shoulder." [b]wheatley is suddenly on his shoulder[/b]
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[b]He slowly pushes him off[/b] "Teleportation..?"
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Edited by Cosmic: 2/23/2016 10:32:56 PM"I weigh virtually nothing." [b]he falls off and doesn't even bother to move, he lands flat on his face[/b]
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"That's... Interesting...."
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"Cuz I haven't eaten in awhile... Which is why I devoured that bag and tired to devour you... I also can't walk now..." [b]he looks down to his wounded knee[/b]
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"Yeah, I can cook, y'know.... I'll make a grande feast! And not out of you!"
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"Define "feast."
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"All you can eat buffet"
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Edited by Cosmic: 2/23/2016 10:50:17 PM"....." [b]he goes wide eyed, staring into space as a grin creeps across his face[/b]
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[b]He looks at the situation with a raised eyebrow, clearly curious as to wtf is happening this time, though he soon turns away and walks into the kitchen. Once he's inside said kitchen delicious smelling smells of smelliness invade Wheatley's nose. [/b]
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[b]He smells the Delicious smells of smelly smelliness and follows the scent [/b]
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[b]Upon entering the kitchen he sees a very steamy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) situation; a very oiled up, shining piece of pork, a A very juicy looking turkey, a bowl of very crispy looking taters, a plate filled with pastries, and a can of beer. [/b]
