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2/23/2016 2:14:17 AM
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[b]by the time he returns Wheatley is sitting next to an empty bag, staring off into space like he lost all purpose in life[/b]
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[b]He takes a bite from the crispy remains before staring at Wheatley [/b]
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"It's gone..."
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"I was gone for 4 seconds"
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"I know..." [b]he cries a bit[/b]
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"You fatass"
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"I DIDNT EAT FOR 3 WEEKS PRIOR TO THAT." [b]he lifts his shirt, you can make out the veins and details of the surface of his two beating hearts, as well as actually see his intestines [/b]
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"I'LL MAKE A GRAND MEAL"
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"ME?!"
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"Nah, fam, we friends now"
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"... You sure..."
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"Yah, brah"
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[b]he slowly raises a handgun to his head, jokingly in slow motions singing "ooh watcha saaaaay, ooh datchu only meant weeeeeeeell." Ya know the Rihanna song... Kinda a meme.... Nevermind[/b]
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"Dank music can't melt steel memes"
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[b]he drops to the ground laughing like a psychopath[/b]
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"Teehee....."
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[b]he looks over, staring at his eyes and licking his lips[/b]
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"Uh.... What are you preparing over there"
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[b]he grins literally ear to ear behind his mask, which is now dripping with blood.[/b]
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"..."
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[b]he shakes and twitches, his head turns unnaturally far the to left as he begins to slowly walk foreward, laughing quietly[/b]
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"Wha...."
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"Don't... Move." [b]his cognae... Excuse me melnoch turns into a red snake and curls around his arm, a sword bald protrudes from its mouth as he approaches[/b]
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[b]He pulls his gun from his holster and kneecaps that bitch in a second. [/b] "Yeah, I'm just gonna no..."
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[b]he falls and rolls under a ship[/b] "SORRY, SORRY I WAS HUNGRY..."
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"YOU JUST ATE AN ENTIRE -blam!-ING BAG OF INTESTINES YOU FATASS"
