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Edited by Regret: 2/14/2016 10:39:31 PM
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I should be World Dictator

[i]I[/i], Agwara L. Cheeto, should be the World Dictator of this world. Here are some reasons you should vote for me: -I will bring economic prosperity to the world by eliminating economic barriers between countries such as currency conversions and varying value of products -Illegal Immigration issues will be nonexistent due to total human unification -Technological advancements will skyrocket since there will be no need for war -unlimited free wifi -I will bring back Generation 1 Transformers and 2003 Clone Wars -There will be a worldwide popcorn sales on Thursday -Everyone will get their very own IRL Neptunia waifu -The chance to earn a cherry flavored Popsicle for every purchase over twenty dollars And this is the best one yet -No retarded political debates Spread the hashtag #agwara4dic2025 so we can raise awareness about this event! You can also support by joining muh group, [url=https://www.bungie.net/ko/Clan/1319956]Speech X[/url]! If you have any questions, post them below. :)

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  • No, Ventus for dictator of the world I will take the smartest people to some secure island somewhere with enough food and water and other shit to last 10 years. Then I will spread a virus throughout the world that is undetectable and isn't fatal yet. Then once the world is infected (except for our island of not infected people), we will make the virus fatal. Then we send scavengers to get whatever the hell they can find to bring it to our island. The island will be solar powered and the scientists will have access to a large range of scientific stuff. Forum famous (The good kind) people will be also brought onto the island (Sara, HomoHabilis, Cheshy/TheNetwork, Recon, others) Pros: A large population decrease, amazing scientific advancements, clean energy, no more weaboos/furries/desticles/anything cancerous, no more wars (revolters will be terminated) and large quantities of supplies. Also via 'natural' selection, stupid people will become extinct Cons: A shit ton of dead bodies

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