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Edited by SilverPulse620:
2/20/2016 4:31:46 AM
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*Icier walks over to Wheatley and pulls out Tim's chip, implanting it into a small holo imager
"I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've seen this kind of thing happen before."-Icier
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"NO! LET ME BACK IN! HE NEEDS HELP!" "[i]initiating Federation control protocols...[/i]"
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*he projects a humanoid image of the AI and looks at it "You know who I am, yes?"-Icier
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[b]the humanoid is a dude In a trenchcoat and bowler hat, wearing the same strange mask Wheatley does, who writhes around in pain and cuts himself across the face, ripping Tac from his head and throwing it down[/b] "TAC, I HOPE TIM KILLS YOU..." [i]"not if good old this dude kills me first."[/i] "Yeah man, don't kill em, don't be a dick like that."
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*he picks up the chip of Tac and plugs it into another holo imager "Good to see you again, Tac. It has been a while."-Icier *he places both on a table and looks to both of them "The question I asked Tim still stands."-Icier
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[b]tim stares at Tac with raised eyebrows as Tac twitches and blurts out old federation protocols from before the war[/b]
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*he does some equivalent of rolling his eyes "Tac, enough. You are an officer of the Alliance. You don't need to recite those outdated Federation rules. I am disappointed in both of you. Now, answer the question."-Icier(firmly, like he is talking with two children)
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"WHAT QUESTION, DAMN YOU! ANSWER MEEEEE." [b]tac sucker punches him in the face[/b] "Yes, I know who you are, Icier."
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"Good. Then you will know that I have dealt with diplomatic situations and situations with my family similar to this."-Icier *he turns to Tim "Why do you hate me and Tac so much? What could possibly motivate you to be so...stupid in your tactics?"-Icier
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"I don't hate you, but this little shits been trying to take the mind of mah boi. Since his conception" [i]"I WILL FU-"[/i] "SHHHHHHHH SIIIIILENCE OF THE LAAAMBSSS..." [b]tac shuts up[/b] "Those tactics work, you may think I'm stupid, but they generally work in combat situations... Especially when Tac is trying to turn my homeboi into a Commie."
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"Communism is actually an effective way of managing an economy, in many cases. That term is very inaccurate in the majority of cases."-Icier *he turns to Tac "Why the change in colors? Why would you betray your own people to the Federation?"-Icier
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"That may be true, yet Marx chose to overlook the inevitable. His philosophy fails it adapt to any form of technological or social innovation and therefore is obsolete to even a fascist form of governing." [i]"... Becuase they won..."[/i]
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Edited by SilverPulse620: 2/20/2016 5:31:02 AM*he seems slightly surprised with Tac's assumption "The Federation didn't win. No one did. The war ended in a draw. Your files must be corrupted, Tac. And Tim, you raise an interesting point. However, it still doesn't mean your use of the term 'commie' is accurate."-Icier
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"Ehh... It serves the same perpose." [i]"they won in attrition. Rebel casualties are unsustainable. Federation forces have closed in and siezed Crux's Capitol. Resistance is futile, their war machine is unstoppable...[/i] [spoiler]i also think you'd like this https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/192056661/0/0[/spoiler]
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Edited by SilverPulse620: 2/20/2016 1:17:27 PM"Clearly you forgot about the power of the Alliance war machine. The Federation are a primitive people. The Alliance has been developing technology, gaining ground throughout this local group of galaxies, and has defeated foes that would annihilate the Federation in mere days. Resistance is futile, but it's resistance against us that is the futile resistance. Besides, the war is over. The rebels are their own nation now and the Alliance has no reason to worry about this galaxy in the foreseeable future. The Federation is no longer a threat."-Icier
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"... So I don't kill him?" [b]tims avatar holds a knife and hockey mask to look like Jason vorhees.[/b]
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"Negative. You will be put through recoding to fix your damaged program. Same will be done for Tac. In the meantime, I suggest you both should try not to piss me off."-Icier *he takes both chips and hands both to two Alliance personal, who take them to the coding room. Icier turns back to Wheatley "How can you stand those two? They act like little children."-Icier
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[b]he laughs, a voice still echoing through his mind[/b] [i]"WELL LOOK AT THIS! an entire vessel full of warm bodies simply waiting for consumption, take your chances, Wheatley, this may be the last time you feed for a rather long time." [/i] "I uhhh... I don't know. I grew up with Tim, and I guess Tac is just sorta a complete asshole."
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Edited by SilverPulse620: 2/20/2016 3:09:34 PM"Well, they will be dealt with. I can assure you of that."-Icier *he starts plugging in code into the interface on his wrist
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"I would hope so." [i]"OOOOOHH a technophile, those where always rather tender" [/i]
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*he tells the trooper to shut down Tim, who does so. Icier then twitches as he types in the final bit of code
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"Wow mate, you gonna be a dick like that? Atleast let me kill Tac now..." [i]"and eat it"[/i]
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Edited by SilverPulse620: 2/20/2016 5:03:16 PM"That won't be necessary. Tac will be reprogrammed, and reassigned. You will probably never see him again."-Icier *he walks up to an interface and starts to send a message to some 'General Kintal'
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"So now I'm AI-less?"
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"For the moment, yes."-Icier
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"Damn it"
