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2/20/2016 3:07:23 AM
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"Hey, I'm an 11ft tall robot, who's got a literal human soul in it and can use pyrokenisis. I have to be eccentric." He says laughing, and spinning his sword
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"Pyrokenisis? So you can just blow shit up at random? That's some death note shit right there man..." [spoiler]fourth. Wall. Shattered.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]or it exists in this universe.[/spoiler] "Yeah, that's a long story. A rrrreeeeeeaaaaaallllllllyyyyyy long story."
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[spoiler]god damn it Bakon my deadpool dreams are ruined now ;-;[/spoiler] "I got time."
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"Akkar and I were great friends when I was human too. When I died helping him fight, the mercs that attacked us had a habit of taking the victims soul. They took mine, we put it in this body, and voila. And that's the short version."
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"So you learned how to just HADOUKEN the hell out of whatever's near you?"
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"No. That came from years and years of training, and basically fighting a beast of rage, who I went rage mode on and made into a nice skull wine glass, a couple wind chimes and a pretty damn soft rug."
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"I had to fight a literalization of evil and all I got was a girlfriend that died two days later."
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"And that's how to get shafted by God." He says laughing. "So why are we here?"
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"I don't know, I figured we might be able to find your friend or whatever here."
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"Well, people will remember him. Just ask if anyone has seen a Gosai with a robotic arm. He also carries 2 revolvers and has a knack for not liking laws." He says [spoiler]gosai=lizard person[/spoiler]
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"YO HAS ANYONE SEEN A WIS-I MEAN LIZARD DUDE?!" [b]multiple "bro" People turn their head to look at him[/b]
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[b][i]Cephalon walks over, and pitches a disk into the middle of them, and a picture of Akkar comes up, exactly as how he was described.[/i][/b]
