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I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that being a helicopter is impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me"Apache" and respect my rights to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me then you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Inb4anomaly
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Yes. Yes it is.
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Yes you -blam!-ing heliphobe.
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But of course
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With the way the world is shaping up, just give it some time.
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Yes. I shot down many oil rigs. I'm married to TheBigManTyrone.
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Yes you must respect the attack helicopters
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[i]of course[/i]
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Someone tell me why it can't be? Gender is fluid dammit i demand a helipad at all public institutions!
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Listen: I'm fine of you're transgender, unisex, homosexual, whatever. But this is pure stupidity. It is not a gender, it's the ramblings of an idiot who is probably on drugs.
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No, and anyone who thinks so is a dumbass
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So are humans
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So are forklifts
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