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Aight OffTopic, it's Valentine's Day; Lets see what kind of sappy shit you have in your copy paste! Mine: [spoiler]Ladies and gentlemen This is Mambo No. 5! One, two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beer bust, like I had last week I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord To me flirting is just like a sport Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it Please set in the trumpet A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Mambo No. 5! Jump up and down and move it all around Shake your head to the sound Put your hands on the ground Take one step left and one step right One to the front and one to the side Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice And if it looks like this then you're doing it right A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Trumpet! The trumpet! Mambo No. 5! (ha ha ha) A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am A little bit of you makes me your man I do all I do To fall in love with a girl like you You can't run and you can't hide You and me gonna touch the sky Mambo No. 5! [/spoiler]

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  • [spoiler][b]DMTA-79 "Annihilator" armour:[/b]The Annihilator suit is a large, bulky suit of armour, making the wearer stand at a whopping 10ft tall. It is heavily armoured around the limbs and chest, having a mesh around the joints to protect from basic sword hits or gunfire under 20mm. The helmet is custom designed with a HuD, linked to the wearer by a single wire under the chestpiece of the armour, allowing them to see their health levels on a 1-100 scale, and their thirst and hunger levels, as well as increase view by 2x at will. The suit is built to withstand heavy heat, and can take up to 200 degrees. The suit is made completely of a titanium alloy, with a layer of carbon fibre surrounding the suit in a thick layer. [/spoiler]

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    • [url=https://www.bungie.net/es/Forum/Post/192040018/0/0]The Truth...[/url]

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    • ]BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

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    • Edited by Aech0s: 2/16/2016 12:30:38 AM
      So just to get a few things straight, im not mad at anyone, im not pointing fingers, im just straight up pissed. So I recently found out one of my friends is transgender. I will not say their name for personal security. Now, i do not have a problem with this. Im perfectly fine with it. I treat them the same way i would treat anyone. We had a little chat, and we agreed to open up to each other when we needed it. Why am i saying all this? Theres a point. Ill get to it in a sec. The second part, was at ski club. I had a bag with 10 or 15 dollars, and went down to the vending machines to get a drink. I get down there and there is this girl standing in front of the machine. I stand there for a second, and the girl asks me for one dollar. I look at her hand. Shes holding $1. I look at the machine. $2 per drink. I look at my bag of money. $12 (or so). So, i hand over the dollar. I don't see why not. She puts the cash in the machine, which proceeds to spit it back out. This goes on for about 2 more tries, and eventually the machine accepts it. She thanks me, and i tell her to "pass it on". When she asks what it means, i just say "do something nice for someone else without thinking about yourself." She approved and left. So then when im neutral, people act like assholes. Why does someone need to be nice to you for you to not be a dick? Ive had people treat me like a trashcan. "-DisclosedName-, can you throw this out for me?" I did it the first 28 times. Why? Because i did something for my friends. Who i care about. But when you people act like dickbags? I just feel like saying directly to their face, "Bitch hell no. Get off ur -blam!-ing lazy ass and do it your -blam!-ing self." Because I do it, and they completely forget that it happened. Why am i bringing this up? Because friendship is a kindness. It seems like you have to be nice to someone to have them be nice back to you or other people. Im not talking about anyone in general, but -blam!-ing be nice people! Obviously, im not you. I cant change that. But if dont treat you like an ass, and you act like im an old rag, you can bet your ass im going to be the biggest asshole i can. If you have a problem, fine. -blam!-ing deal with it. Its not my problem. There are those days, where i have a bad day, as we all do, but im talking about it for more than 3 days or so. So shut up and deal. TL;DR Don't be an asshole. People will hate you. [spoiler]i went on a little instagram rant.[/spoiler]

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    • Look up work revolt and the vid he made today you must retaliate

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    • Need 1 for golgoroth HARD... Msg: lee293 for inv [spoiler]Dangit[/spoiler]

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    • 5 sniper kills in 30 seconds.

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      • http://youtu.be/N4vAI1QnHsU

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      • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj8r3qmOoZ8

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      • [quote]What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK EVERYTHING IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO THROUGH THEIR SKULL! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS CARED ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL KILL THEM ALL! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE HECK OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AND MURDER THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO THAT GU---wait, THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU!? WHY THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S GOATHAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!![/quote]

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      • https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/191712340/0/0 I was making my friend cringe.

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      • ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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      • Edited by Thurping_bass: 2/15/2016 11:48:07 PM
        Welcome new members! Our main clan chat has moved to BAND, located here: http:/ You can use Band via the Band app, on your phone browser and even on your computer. Make sure to use your PSN ID as your name so we can approve your request to join. If you have questions feel free to ask here or browse our group forums! Clan FAQ: https://www. Deleted the links

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      • Its gonna be a good day

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          • [b][i][u]Light Machine Guns:[/u][/i][/b] Originally built to mow down many enemies at once, these gigantic lead throwers have evolved to become the ultimate support tool. Boasting irregularly high magazine sizes and normally high ROF, they sacrifice damage and accuracy for this. Wether it be pinning down enemy troops or sawing them in half, this gun will always have you back. G11 chainsaw [spoiler]http://www.popularairsoft.com/files/imagesnew/kac_chainsaw.jpg Given its name by the loud roaring sound of its firing, and boasting the highest rate of fire out of most LMGs out there, this gun is meant to destroy infantry. Like a hot knife through butter, it tears through light armoured targets and deals serious damage to heavy armoured ones. The Chainsaw will strike fear into any soldier who sees it. Damage: medium, ROF: very high, accuracy: nothing to be proud of, recoil: high [/spoiler] Type 252 [spoiler]http://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/imgs/degtyarev-dp-lmg.jpg A remade version of a very old gun, the 252 will deal as much damage as its newer brethren, With this insides modified to fit that of a new gun, and the bipod made removable. It's your standard LMG, meant to keep enemies pinned down, and to never let up. ROF: medium, Damage: Medium, recoil: low, accuracy: high end of medium [/spoiler] M23A11 [spoiler]http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/battlefield/images/1/1e/BFBC2_XM8_LMG_ICON.png/revision/latest?cb=20110812143739 The M23, based off an assault rifle, he M8A1, is your anti-armoured machine gun. Firing bigger rounds then all of its cousins, what it lacks in rate of fire it makes up for in damage. With a fold out bipod to increase stability and a widened barrel to prevent jamming, no armoured target will escape this gun. Damage: high, ROF: low, recoil: high, accuracy: med[/spoiler]

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            • Wat heb je voor me gekocht voor Valentijnsdag?

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