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2/14/2016 12:53:27 PM
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"The Crucible is comprised of approximately 50% effort, and 50% Salty-Tears, Guardians." -- Master Shaxx, probably.

The level of whining by people in the Crucible lately has just reached Legendary Proportions, and not in the good way. Have you ever been accused of "Modding," or "Hacking," or "Cheating," in some manner, all because for a 2 or 3 short matches, you were just "in the Zone"? Got a kill-score of 20+? Managed to get that illusive 5 or 10+ kill-streak, mostly because one or two players on the other team are getting ticked off and coming at you blindly and stupidly while you're in cover, maybe with Heavy-Ammo or a good shotgun? Allow me to present to you, Exhibit A: > BigPapaPumpzZ. At approximately 8:22am on February 9th of 2016, BigPapaPumpzZ became "Big Papa Imiko"''s whiney little b i t c [b]H[/b] in the Crucilble (That's good stuff, actually... I may need to fork over $10 for a Gamer-Tag change now). To the best of my knowledge, around that present time, I completed 2 matches of "No-Limits Rumble." With a score of 18 kills and then 22 kills, and probably somewhere between 6 - 12 deaths in each of them, respectively. Good stuff, right? Popped on my Lord of Wolves, my Word of Crota, added on some low Light-Level gear with "Carry Additional Shotgun/Special-Weapons Ammo," and my "Faster Reloading with Handcanons" gauntlets. Swapped in my 319 Ironbanner Helmet, threw on my "Stand-Aside" greaves and switched it to Shoulder-Charge Striker. And, oblivious to me, but much to the Over-Salted-Goodness of Mr. PumpzZ there, I went Ham-GoshDarn-Sandwich on peoples [b]ass[/b]terisks. (Don't recall the specific match, and it can't have been that great since I can't find any clips of him in any of my "Awesome-Records" or "Rage-Records" on Xbox, but I digress). Apparently, after those couple of matches where I hit "The Zone," somebody tripped over the tattered remains of their own bruised and deflated ego, and went face-first into a big ole' steaming pile of Salt and Rage-Tears; resulting in the lovely Screen-Shot you see linked above. So what's the POINT of this long, Ego-Stroking, Self-Esteem inflating rant? "Who the Sandra-Fluck cares? Why should we give a crap about your [b]TWO[/b] big Crucible-Wins in one day? I get better KD/R's than that with only my left-hand on the controller!" (Get it? It's a naughty-joke. Take a second. *SnickerSnort.*) Well, yes, there's a BIGGER POINT here than just me admittedly bragging about a few "Hot-Streaks" in the Crucible. And yes, I'm ENTIRELY putting this whiny dude and his GT "on blast." And here is my message for Mr. PumpzZ and all of the other, "WAAAAH, WAAAAH, YOU MUST BE CHEATING BECAUSE I CAN'T GO 30 - 0 IN CRUCIBLE!" Punk-Arses. [b]Shut up[/b] and [b]Get Good[/b], you whiny scrubs. Who the Hell are you jerk-offs to go reporting people and "throwing-shade," "slinging-salt," "slandering," and "falsely accusing" people? Or whatever the heck you Neckbeards are calling it these days? Just because you were making stupid mistakes, or because someone got the better of you out of multiple-exchanges in one or two matches, you need to protect your bruised and shriveled e-Dick by calling us "Cheaters?" "Modders"? "Lag Switchers"? With all due respect, Destiny Community, pull on your Big-Girl Undies and Nut the [b]Fu[/b]dge-Sti[b]ck[/b] Up. Either that or get down on your knees and Tongue-Juggle my Smooth-Criminals (Ryan Reynolds, you nailed DeadPool, btw). You people are the same ones who accuse the Destiny Community of being "Toxic," but [b]you're[/b] the ones responsible for it being that way. You can't get past your own over-inflated sense of Gaming-Ego and your ridiculous God-Complex to consider the fact that: "Oh, Gosh! Maybe I'm NOT the 'Best Destiny-Player in the whole World!" [b]*GAAAASP!*[/b] > "What the ASS?? Did he just say that?? But, I SOLO'D CROTA'S END! I beat the Campaign-Mission by Myself! I was here since Year-One!" > 1.) You Solo'd Crota's End because you had no friends to help you, because you're a Douche-Wheel. > 2.) Everybody beat the Campaign, and most of us did it by ourselves. Go check the numbers. > 3.) Most of us have been here since Year 1. Some of us have been here since the BETA (Hi). And some people have been here since the ALPHA. You're not special. You're not "The Best," and someone going on a tear and being able to put their Pink "Hello-Kitty" Crocs (don't Judge me! I SAID DON'T YOU JUDGE ME! YOU'RE NOT JESUS) square up your Guardian's Back-Door, does not entitle you to [b]FALSELY[/b] label us as "Cheaters." Get over yourselves, you entitled Twats.

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