*pulls up in a white van with no windows*
Ive got some exciting shit in the back bro. Wanna see it?
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[i]The figure frowns[/i] So you're one of those people, Hm? [i]The figure looks at your van, examining it[/i] In disrepair, there's a strange smell coming from the back, and you look shady as all can be. So I refuse [i]The figure snaps his fingers, suddenly everything melts away, you're somewhere very dark now[/i] Goodbye
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Il have you know good sir that i kepp my van in upmost condition. Good day.