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2/3/2016 8:16:30 AM
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lol was in elevator with dodgy woman going up to apartment
>shes like so u just started school
>yup
>u enjoying it?
>yup
lift breaks down abruptly she stumbles onto me and i accidentally grasp her breasts while looking for a handhold
2 seconds later lift starts back up again (dont know why). as she gets out on her floor she looks at me and winks. this was 3 days ago
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Next time you're around her just play Simon and garfunkels Mrs. Robinson and wink.
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But did you smash?
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Was she your age?
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im 15 she was probably in her mid 40s-50
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Eeeewwwwww
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You lucky sonofagun....
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*thirst intensifies beyond belief*
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[quote]*thirst intensifies beyond belief*[/quote]
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GOD DAMNIT WAYDE!
