Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
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Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Fifteen years ago I was working at a customer service center, y'know a callcenter, with some 300 employees. I sent a dirty picture meme to a co-worker gurl whom I joked alot with, problem was I sent this picture to the wrong e-mail and it ended up at the computer of the prude, not so lighthearted super-fem, Mrs. Chief Executive Officer. Holy -blam!-ing shit. I didn't realize it either until it was too late, and she walked by my desk giving me the look that says 'I know you, I know what you did you [i]dirty[/i] man' Instant office-legend. I worked there some three years, and when I quit she sent me the same -blam!-ing picture back with "I'll never forget this, best of luck in the future" She had saved it! That's nice. First impressions last, and all that.