Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
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Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Be me in 7th grade, you know, that extremely socially awkward guy. I was walking down the hall and this girl is walking towards me. We knew each other and often helped each other with Algebra, so this wasn't terribly awkward, but she says "Hey bestie!" Being the stupid me j say hi, and the. She says, "Oh! Not you!" She was talking to the person behind me. I still cringe to this day.