In looking at your overall pvp stats I promise that you have never faced "sweaty" opponents. What people are trying to do when not facing sweaty kids is relax and have a few good games with their friends that aren't of the same skill level. They aren't looking to "farm noobs" as you put it. No one wants to play a Trials level of competition 24/7. If every match is a sweaty trials-level match then whats the point of ever playing Trials again? There is a place for skill based matchmaking and its called a ranked playlist. Even there, connection should be prioritized over all else because Bungie is never going to update their netcode to punish the lagswitchers. Do you realize we are still playing with about 45% of the netcode from Halo 2? Yep, standby still works.