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1/24/2016 9:55:07 PM
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"How are do you find yourself better than mucus?"
[b]he keeps poking her with the stick[/b]
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"Well first of all I am technically a massive cell. Secondly I'm blue, not green."
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[b]his eyes narrow and he continues to poke her[/b] "How do you like... Eat.. Or sleep.. Do you melt when your hot? Or freeze when your cold? Is that a thing? Can I microwave you, ARE YOU JELLO?! [b]he lowers a tinfoil hat onto his head very slowly[/b]
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"No I'm not jello, I dissolve food in my body and I sleep like you do."
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"CRAP. I was really hungry.... When did I eat last?" [b]azazael throws the bag of peanuts at him[/b] "Oh.... Okay..." "[u]like three weeks ago until now.[/u]" "Huh... Weird."
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They watch the exchange.
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[b]shepard eats the bags contents, shells and all, then briefly leaves the room, coming back splattered in blood and the bag missing[/b]
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Tara sighs. "What did you do?"
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"I brought back some freshly slaughtered beef..." [b]he holds up the bag and chucks it at Tara [/b]
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She catches it in her magic and puts it down.
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"Hehe.. Cool."
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"Why did you just kill a cow? And where did you even find a cow?"
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"Genetic engineers. Stupid Avalon guards didn't even put up a fight."
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"Great, now they'll hate us even more."
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"Ehh. They'll hate me, but I won't let them hurt you guys... I'll kill them all if I have to..."
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"Fair enough."
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"Not to them." [b]he gives a devilish grin and runs back through the hall, gunshots and screams are faintly heard[/b]
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Tara sighs and looks out the window.
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[b]azazael walks up[/b] "I am genuinely sorry on his behalf... He's kind of a, how do you phrase it? Complete and total idiot..."
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"It's fine. I just want some calm after all that has happened."
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"He's gone now, you'll be fine"
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"Heh, alright."
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"He's gonna get himself killed..." [spoiler]foreshadowing to something that already happened...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]?[/spoiler] "I hope not, he's a nice guy."
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"Too bad he's a complete and total idiot and would rather die than let someone else do the work for him.." [spoiler]i killed him off...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu[/spoiler] She sighs.
