[b]F O R T Y F I V E[/b] [b][i]-blam!-ing dollars?![/i][/b]
THAT IS [b]HOW MUCH WE PAID FOR [i]THE TAKEN KING.[/i][/b] WTFF. THAT MEANS [b]WHAT THE FLYING -blam!-.[/b] I SPEND THAT MUCH ON [b]T A C O S[/b] EVERY WEEK! [i]DEDICATED FREAKING TACOS.[/i] [b]EL DEDICATO EL SERVERO SENOR' BUNGIE.[/b]
[b]DO YOU NEED ME TO LINK YOU THIS GUYS FACEBOOK?![/b] [i]$45[/i] IS A STEAL! HERE I WAS [b]ADAMANTLY[/b] DEFENDING YOU DAY [b]AFTER [i]DAY[/i][/b] ABOUT SERVERS BUT THEY COST LESS THAN A [b][i]LIVE BEAVER. [/i][/b]
[b]WHERE DO YOU EVEN BUY THOSE?![/b] YOU HAVE [i][b]THOUSANDS[/b][/i] OF THEM. WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF BUDGETING AT [b]BUNGIE LLC™[/b] GIVE THEM A [i]LITTLE DING[/i] AND SAY [b]"HEY MAN LESS BEAVERS THIS MONTH THERE'S A HOT SALE ON SERVERS AT THE LITTLE ROCK ONLINE GARAGE SALE"[/b]
YOU WILL BOTH GET PROMOTED. [i]MO' MONEY, MO' TACOS.[/i] HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?! LADIES APPRECIATE [b]A MAN WITH THE GOODS.[/b] BY GOODS I MEAN TACOS. THIS ISN'T [u][b]1999,[/b][/u] OUT WITH THE ROLEX [i]IN WITH THE TORTILLA.[/i] [b]DEEJ YOU NEED THIS.[/b]
THAT POST IS NOT A TYPO. [b]HE DID NOT MEAN [i]$4,500[/i], or [i]$0.45[/i][/b]. THE MAN WANTS [u][b]$45.[/b][/u] LITTLE DOES HE KNOW HE'S ABOUT TO CHANGE THE GAMING INDUSTRY. [b]NO MORE POTATO CONNECTION. FUSION RIFLES WILL BE GOOD AGAIN.[/b]
JUST KIDDING ON THE FUSION RIFLES [i]JON,[/i] THEY STILL HAVE LESS PENETRATING POWER THAN I DID IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.
[b][i]vvVvVVFFCH-[/i][/b]*guardian down*
[url=http://i.imgur.com/nH9fC3Q.jpg]TL;DR[/url]
I UNDERSTAND THIS SERVER [b][i]MAY[/i][/b] BE TOO SMALL FOR DESTINY. THE SERVER SHOULD BE [b][i]AT LEAST.....[/i][/b]THREE TIMES THIS SIZE.
///[b]EDIT:[/b] Some [i]FAQs[/i] and direct quotes from below.///
[quote]Where r u getting ur info from lol[/quote]-[i]Facebook. [/i]
[quote]Try running 100,000 guardians on that server.[/quote]-[i]I have, it works.[/i]
[quote]Yer ut these servers have to hold alot of people not like 10 and would cost alot of money and they would have to buy 4 of them xbox one xbox 360 ps3 and ps4[/quote]-[i]This guy is right, four of these servers would probably work better.[/i]
[quote]You'd need more than one[/quote]-[i]Probably 3 or four, yes.[/i]
[quote][b]WHAT IS THIS??[/b] A server for [b]ANTS?![/b] how can people play online multiplayer when they can't even join the lobby?[/quote]-[i]This guy gets it.[/i]
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You are still the only reason I come back to these forums...
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Get in here
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destiny servers are a cornflakes box
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Edited by Postmaster Retrieval Bot: 1/24/2016 9:35:23 PMWhy make the servers when players [i]are[/i] the servers. Think about that! You are your own server. [b][i]Now that's what I call freedom. [/i][/b] But can we still get dedicated tacos?
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Are you the same guy who made the Cathedral of Dusk post lmao
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[i]DEDICATED FREAKING TACOS.[/i] [b]EL DEDICATO EL SERVERO SENOR' BUNGIE.[/b] Nice post m8.
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Gr7 b46 m9
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Yay. Good post make happy
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DAMN YOU PONE! I'M AT A PLAY AND CAN'T GET UP, AND NOW I'M HUNGRY!!!
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[quote][b]POTATO CONNECTION[/b][/quote] sorry...
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1000th!
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Ermmm I fear that it will cost us 10000 Silver a year if they buy them...
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OP is a genius
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I'm the 1000th comment
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[quote][i]DEDICATED FREAKING TACOS.[/i][/quote]
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[b]TACOS[/b]
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Lol you really have no clue mate. I work with large datacentres for banks (and games in the past), you may be able to buy a crappy server liek that for $45, but its a piece of crap, that server would be lucky to run a small office! For large systems such as destiny they will require numerous servers, far more powerful than that one. The other thing you fail to consider is the infrastructure surrounding the datacentres. The networking and power has to be up to scratch or there is no point in having a thousand of the fastest servers ever if not everyone can talk to it. Until you know a bit more about what it takes to run a system like Destiny I suggest you pipe down buddy.
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I say they buy it and hook it up...what's the worst that could happen.
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Tacos
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You got your info "from Facebook"? Okay, well dedicated servers cost $5 billion, a guy in the pub told me. Right now, my source is just as valid... "From Facebook" ...smh
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CAPS LOCK MAKE ME RIGHT!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!!
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BUNGIE, [b]HIRE[/b] THIS MAN!!!
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Loved this
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This post is amazing, the tags are amazing, you are amazing. Faved
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World of warcraft has been using dedicated servers for a decade and a half, but they also charge 8 million ppl between 10 and 15 dollars each month to pay employees to monitor, maintain and update those servers that can support several thousand players at one time. You wanna pay 15 dollars a mont to play destiny?