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1/18/2016 2:06:45 AM
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[b]despite getting a head start he still arrives later than the king and pet[/b]
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[b]He takes a seat, literally[/b]
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[b]sits down in a large chair and rests the puppies on my lap while they sleep[/b] I would implore that you don't wake them
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[b]He balances the chair on his head[/b] "what does implore mean?"
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beg someone earnestly or desperately to do something. [b]gently strokes the puppies fur[/b]
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"So you want me to wake them?"
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No I said I would implore you not to wake them..I'm begging you not to wake them
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"Ooh, can I pet them?
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Yes but...be gentle
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"Okay" [b]He takes the chair of his head and walks[/b]
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[b]slowly takes a few breaths[/b] Please be as gentle as possible
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"You know me, as gentle as blackbeards hair" [b]He slowly moves his hand across one of puppies[/b]
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[b]the puppy twitches and rolls over to look at him[/b] She may be a bit angry...she's probably going to be as passive aggressive as I am
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"Who's the father?"
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I would rather not say...some things are best left alone
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[b]He shrugs[/b] "okay" [b]He continues to pet one[/b]
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[b]lets out a sigh of either frustration or relief[/b] Just knowing you asked that question is going to be a hot knife in the back of my mind
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"Why?"
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[b]takes another deep breath[/b] Sadly it was me...wasn't paying attention to the signs before testing out a cursed object and one thing led to another
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"Oooh was that when you had that collar thing?"
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Yeah...I won't say I enjoyed it but I didn't hate it either but she knocked two things off my bucket list. Staying a virgin and never having children
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[b]He continues to stroke her[/b] "bet you thought you'd never get either of them"
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Yeah wasn't exactly the kind of thing I wanted but Vaax told me to keep them
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"I'm glad Vaax did'
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Yeah at least you aren't freaking out about it...I just hope they don't inherit anything yet
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"Like what?"
