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1/15/2016 2:05:58 PM
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"Thank you.. God, do demons have basic comprehension skills?"
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[b][i]"I'm not a demon, breh"[/i][/b]
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"Cool" [spoiler]if you killed them a long time ago, like back in time, it wouldn't really phase him and he wouldn't have even met Caroline OR Willow... Loophole![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]hmm hmm hmm hmm[/spoiler] [i]He opens another rift and pulls Willow through, suddenly visions of your future with her flood your brain[/i] [b][i]"What could be....happy, isn't it?"[/i][/b] [i]He begins to choke her and ignores her futile attempts to fight back, and then you remember how she died; suffocation [/i] [b][i]"REMEMBER LUKE, REMEMBER IT ALL"[/i][/b] [i]Her face goes blue and he drops her lifeless body to the floor[/i] [spoiler]evil af[/spoiler]
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"Huh... Well then... That was a thing... Good job man, but can I ask how? Wasn't she wiped from existence?" [spoiler]GG m8, 3 evil 5 me[/spoiler]
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[b][i]"Time travel"[/i][/b]
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"But you already wiped them from existence..." [b]he stares at the corpse[/b]
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[b][i]"Took her before I murdered everything"[/i][/b]
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"Oh okay then.... What do you want? Surely you aren't just doing this solely for shits and giggles...
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[b][i]"Mental torture"[/i][/b]
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[b]he gets up and walks into the still open rift you didn't bother to close[/b]
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"Oh.. Okay den" [b]he shrugs and continues to drink the terrible coffee [/b]
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[b][i]"So, how's life?"[/i][/b]
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"Supposed to be terrible, guess your just horrible and mental torture.."
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[b][i]"Why not end it?"[/i][/b]
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"Ehh.. I'm the last one, might as well do something while I'm here."
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[b][i]"Hmm"[/i][/b]
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"And that's what you want me to do, so... Bleh"
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[b][i]"Why not join me?"[/i][/b]
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"Why... What do I get out of it? You've already murdered my closest friend AND girlfriend, as well as my family that was already dead...."
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[b][i]"You can get it back, all of it, I can even prevent the glassing of Corra"[/i][/b] [i]He puts a Vader helmet on his head[/i] [b][i]"Join me Luke, join the dark side"[/i][/b]
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[spoiler]<3 11/10[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]*Star Wars music plays*[/spoiler]
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*slowly grabs old star wars movies and hugs them*
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*goes on a film spree*
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*joins*
