I was taking a piss out in the surrounding trails of my high school when a old women walking her dog passed by and saw my wiener in my hand so I panicked threw my wang in my pants and walked off to finish my piss a little further down the trail... When I think the coast is clear I proceed to piss... And then she comes walking by me again making eye contact while I emptied my bladder I figured fûck it and finished pissing in front of her...