Need 1 for Trials.
Must have:
- 20 k/d ratio(and we'll check)
- 330 MIDA
- 330 Everything else
- must be 400 light level
- must have gone flawless 400 times in Year 2
- must have even weighted balls that will satisfy
- must have 20-20 vision, no glasses
- must have been to the lighthouse and got loot more times than you have gone flawless
- must have taken a piss in space
- must be able to recite ALL of Pi
- must be friends with the 46th president of every country
- must be friendly too!
- must be able to do a backflip on an oiled waterbed
- must have a Destiny poster signed buy Abraham Lincoln wishing you a happy birthday
- must have 320 1000k stare with 0 AA
- your GT should have 420, k005h, or W33D and be surrounded by Xx xX
- year 3 pre Nerf thorn is a MUST!
- must be able to insert your head into your anus
- must be able to melt steel beams with jet fuel
- must be able to cross map no scope with your feet, not your hands
- must have a Year 10 G horn stolen from SmoggyPluto
- must know Abraham Lincoln's sister's mother's cousin's name
- a Grimiore score of 9000 is required
- must be able to locate Slovakia on a globe
- must be able to recite the entire constitution
-must be able to beat a bear, a truck driver, and Chuck Noris at arm wrestling simultaneously
- must be able to win a 1v6 with the Kvostov
- must have 47 Lamborghinis in your Hollywood Hills account
- must have given birth to your own parents
- must have the Xylar challenge emblem
- must be loyal and have SICK SPINS
- must know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
- must have at least 5 fedoras
- m'lady
- must smoke kush on the daily
NO EXCEPTIONS! FAIL TO MEET THESE REQUIREMENTS AND GET BOOTED CAUSE YOU'RE A DIRTY SYNTH
Message Xx_MLGK005hw33D_xX for invite.
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Okay so I'm a 309 striker a pretty good one at that but my problem is my mic is broken if you would like to go flawless with me that'd be great msg trixie the og