Why can't you be [b]The[/b] Mountain? Maybe decimate your enemies, kill a prince, then become a mindless zombie knight...;)
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Because I am.
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Because I'm not a heartless, child-murdering rapist. What I am is steadfast. I am tall. I am immovable. A somewhat permanent fixture upon the face of the earth.
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But I can't reach you :(
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Grow taller?
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Nice.
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Fair enough! Keep on rockin'!