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Edited by Azula:
7/4/2016 1:45:58 AM
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Awkward moments with strangers?
Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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This really fat smelly guy walked onto the bus and im like shit dont sit next to me and he comes up and he be lije "Hi friend canni sit here?" And im not gonna be rude and say no so im like "sure" he sit next to me puts his arm around my neck so i pull the cord thingy and get iff like an hour away from my house
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My friend got hit by a bike and the biker was the one getting angry.
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5 RepliesWhen I realized they didn't have candy
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That sucks.
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Nothing awkward with strangers yet. Plenty of moments with old friends though.
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So, we ended up in a strip bar. Me and my friend were having a drink ect when some girls were taking tips by pushing their tits together in your face whilst taking the dollar notes in their cleavage From your mouth. My friend decided to do this when this A cup bust stripper fails so hard taking the doller notes and they drop to the floor, my friend picks them up and hands them to her in the most awkward fashion.
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My brother done the same thing to a old lady in hospital haha
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10 RepliesA girl in my class keeps touching my hair She's done this for 5 and a half months
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1 ReplyI said the damn Daniel thing to someone I thought was my friend, he preceded to walk away slowly
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When they suddenly stalk you
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Playing pool at local pool hall with my mate, taking my shot, girl walks past and squeezes my arse and I -blam!- up my shot, I assume it was my friend putting me off so I whack him in the nuts with butt of my cue. Girl proceeds to apologise profusely to us both. Somehow my friend ends up taking her home after a few drinks
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Edited by Hippiest: 3/15/2016 2:03:17 PM
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Whenever I hand customers their drinks, I hold the cup at the top, so they can get better leverage by grabbing the bottom. The guys and men always grab over MY hand. Like, I'm minimizing the amount of hand touching between me and them; yet, they end up touching my hand anyway?? I don't understand it at all. If I were an attractive woman, I'd understand, but I'm not a woman. Maybe it's a dominance thing? The unnecessary eye contact makes it worse.
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This thread is comedy gold
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6 RepliesYears ago when I was in school this girl smacked me on the ass, winked, and kept walking. I had a class with her two periods later so I was ecstatic waiting to return the favor. Get into the class, walk up, smack her on the ass HARD. Wasn't her...
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18 RepliesI was walking and me and this girl had an encounter, we tried getting passed each other. So after about ten seconds she grabs my dick, looks at me, and winks. I freeze up and she just walks away
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Edited by horrifx_orange: 3/12/2016 4:11:30 AMWell a girl that had a crush on me at church who is reallly ugly and weird thought it woild be funny to send a friend of hers that wad actually kind of cute over to me and flirt with me eventully I said i had a crush on someone else up to both of their faces because i had seen through their "prank" and stormed of mad while they laughed. And this happened three years ago and im glad because i never saw that person again
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13 RepliesEdited by Urban Shade: 3/13/2016 11:21:23 PMI just remembered this one time. I was walking from the subway and I stopped by a 7/11 to get me a drink. *fast forward abit* I'm walking home and I see a homeless man with a cart. So I decide "hey you know what'd be nice, to give him my drink, and get some good karma." I walk over to him and offer him my drink and he yells at me. [b]"WHERES MY DAUGHTER!"[/b] so I back off awkwardly and continue home. [spoiler]there's more to the story but it'll just make it longer [/spoiler] Edit: due to popular request, I'm adding the rest of the story here. I walked away awkwardly and a few minutes later. 3 Thug/hood guys yell out to me and ask why I was bothering the homeless man. Scared shitless I was gonna get messed up for "harassing" a homeless man by offering him a drink. I tried explaining to them awkwardly, I didn't want the drink anymore and was giving it to the guy. So one of the guys just asked me in a intimidating way to give the drink to him instead. I give it to them and walk home pretty fast. (Keep in mind this was late at night and the neighborhood isn't the greatest.) It was awkward af.
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When old dudes at the pool let their junk hang in the locker room. I WAS ONLY 7 DAMMIT! THIS IS INDECENT EXPOSURE!
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I hugged a stranger one time and they wouldn't let go after five minutes
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14 RepliesThat moment when you have a soft on and you accidentally bump into her butt while she is bending down...while wearing shorts. ( •-•)
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I do bulk food shopping and worry about getting everything and not forgetting the shopping list I had forgotten the most important part of shopping... >Do my shop. >Get to the register. >Cashier: "Blah blah blah, that will be $170, cash or card?" >Me: "Card thanks". >Gets out purse, no card. >Looks through handbag, no card. >Told Cashier I lost my card. Awkward...
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4 RepliesDelivered a pizza to a yoga class, i walked in the door and everyone was in a position with all 4 on the ground and their rears and the air. Everyone looked at me from upside down and inbetween their spread legs, and i just stood there for a minute then said "someone ordered a pizza...?"
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1 ReplyI was riding the city bus back in highschool one day. Sitting in he back corner being all antisocial. I gets the bubble guts so stay leaking out some silent ones. No one around me so no harm no foul. Bus stops and on comes 3 super hot girls that proceed to sit two in front and one to the left of me. They chat away ignorant to my existence while all the while I'm literally sweating to hold my flatulence in. 15 of the longest minutes later my stop finally came. Why did they pick those seats....? T.T
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Hey are you... Oh. Nevermind
