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Edited by Cosmic:
1/7/2016 5:53:57 AM
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[b]a familiar voice blares in your ears in the most gut-wrenchingly familiar tone of forced happiness, reminiscent of the riddler from the Arkham games[/b]
"WHY HELLO THERE, ANDREW!"
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"Tim you crazy son of a bitch!"
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"Yes sir I have returned! After Asteria, I found my way onto your ship, onto corra, picked up by good ol, this kid and now reside in the warm comfort of the back of his neck..." [b]lucas waves nervously, now standing and starting to poorly stitch himself back togetber[/b]
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"Yeah, I already know him. My wife's been taking care of him for the past little while."
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"Yes! Your men have shot him, beat him, Thrown him out of airlocks, and fed him to dogs more than a few times!" [b]his avatar appears in your visor[/b]
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"My men are in the hangar bay, in the red armor. The other guys are FN. I wouldn't let my soldiers hurt innocents."
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"Ohh but they do anyway, Andrew, they honestly couldn't care less about their fellow lives!"
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"Tim, my soldiers are on 24/7 monitoring by Josie. She'd probably shoot them if they beat a kid."
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"But the turd armor is basically invulnrable
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"They don't have Tracker armor."
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"Cool...."
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"So, what up man?"
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"Death... A lot of it.
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"I killed 22 quadrillion people."
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"GG m8, GG"
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"Tim. Stop."
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"Stahp wot m8?"
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"Making fun of a genocide."
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[b]he starts laughing hysterically, for An unnaturally long period of time[/b]
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"We restored your sanity. What happened?"
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[b]he just continues laughing Lucas shrugs [/b] "It was probably me, I'm not all in the head..."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Yeah... It helps though..."
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"Hey Tim, how did you live through GA?"
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[b]he shrugs[/b] "1337 SKILLZ M80" [b]he is now speaking in 1337 5p33ch[/b]
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"No! None of that! Shame on you!"
