[b]This is an idea for a short comic that stemmed from a joke I came up with during the final boss in the King's Fall raid. It's a bit questionable in nature, but if you can look past that and have the skill necessary to draw something like this...I'd be forever grateful if you went ahead and did it. I'd offer money in exchange, but I don't really have a whole lot.[/b]
[b]Scene:[/b] King's Fall raid, final fight.
[b]Format:[/b] Comic
[b]First panel:[/b] Oryx above a platform, 5 guardians inside the white relic bubble shooting at him (as you do when trying to stagger him), there is a ghost near the guardians (showing that a player has died and cannot yet be revived). Oryx is charging his chest attack.
[b]Second panel:[/b] Close up of the guardians inside the bubble. One guardian saying "It's no use! We aren't dealing enough damage!"
Another guardian says "Damn that stupid ship!"
[b]Third panel:[/b] Oryx charging his attack, he's holding on to the dreadnaught's frame and leaning forwards (as if he's about to do a chest-thrust). He says "Ha! You cannot stop me!" and then in another speech bubble "Now to unleash my ultimate attack..."
[b]Fourth panel:[/b] This panel should take up the entirety of the second page. This is Oryx from a different angle, one that clearly shows the guardians too. He is at the peak of puffing out his chest (chest thrust. Like a vulgar pelvic thrust, but with his chest). Make sure to exaggerate the thrust. The white energy from his chest is released in the form of numerous collossal white nova bomb-looking orbs with energy trails behind them, destroying everything on the battlefield (make sure that the guardians look like they're in pain/being vaporized). There is a massive speech bubble covering the bottom of the panel coming from Oryx. In bold/italic text, it says [b][i]"...TOTALLY NOT A CHEST-GASM!!!"[/i][/b]
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Would be great, except for that fact that Oryx kills you by charging an orb in his right hand, and then clapping both hands together.