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12/26/2015 11:39:51 PM
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Cthulhu: "see! This guy gets it!"
[b]Mrs Cthulhu walks in[/b]
MC: "what's that dear?"
Cthulhu: "nothing baby"
[b]JT grabs you and leaves, getting back out to the street [/b]
English
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"What a nice guy"
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Edited by JayTea: 12/26/2015 11:44:50 PM"Yeah, he's pretty chill" [b]he says, and he stands outside the bees arse[/b]
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"Must be cosy"
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"It's a strip club where you can fūck the strippers, of course"
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"Are they bees tho"
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"Like, 2 of them, yes. The others are either human, or the 2 goats we have for the welsh guys"
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"G-goats....i don't even"
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"Hey man, the welsh are friggin mental. Anyways, you go in first"
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"A-alright" [b]he carefully walks in[/b]
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[b]Its a regular strip club, but the back rooms are overflowing, and women walk around, some even sit on men's clothed laps while they talk[/b] "I'm joking, there's no goats or bees man"
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"But the bees"
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"Go find one on the street!"
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"There are bees walking around?! I swear, this place gets weirder and weirder"
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"Fūck yeah it's weird!" [b]he says, and he walks after a redheaded hooker[/b]
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"She looks like a girl I know" [b]He innocently says[/b]
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"Well, she's hot, and I'm into redheads!" [b]he yells to you, going to the back rooms[/b]
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"She is the girl I knew....I think..."
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"Then I'm fūcking your bitch!"
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"She's not my bitch you ass!"
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"Then I'm fūcking your friend!"
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"Not a friend either!"
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"Doesn't matter, had sex!"
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[b]He nods and stands around awkwardly[/b]
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[b]He spots some blonde hooker look at him, and wave seductively[/b]
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[b]He awkwardly and innocently waves back, not knowing what she meant[/b]
