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12/25/2015 2:53:55 AM
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I fell on Time and she bit me then my book landed on my chest
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*Silver and Icier walk over to them, seeming relieved to see other teammates "Finally. What the heck happened here? Where are we?"-Silver
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"Ow, that sounds just as bad."
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Yes especially with what she's going through
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"Is she in heat?"
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Umm....well...nothing never mind *stands up cautiously walking to the other end of the room*
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"What's wrong? You can tell me."
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*curses in several languages too quickly to understand* I will only say that cursed collar is my downfall in several situations
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"Alright, that's all you're going to give me than."
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For now because I know I'm going to get beaten to a bloody mess
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"By who?"
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Probably everyone
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"So just tell me. What's the worst I've done to you?"
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Hmm...before I knew she was in heat I kind of checked to see if the cursed collar was still working and well...yeah probably the dumbest thing and worst thing to happen
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"Oh god...... I feel so sorry for you."
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Yeah sadly I have the properties of two extremely fertile beings and I've even considered drinking myself to death
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"You sorry bastard..... No words can make anyone feel better after being molested by their own dog....."
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Yeah...she ruined two of my goals of trying to die a virgin and never having children....some things never change *pulls out a bottle of wine and starts drinking*
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"Whelp, you win some and lose some."
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Win some bitches lose some independence *drinks the entire bottle and pulls out a bottle of whiskey*
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Edited by Inquisitor Vaax: 12/25/2015 3:37:29 AM[b]Vaaxius hands him some bourbon[/b]
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*looks at the drink* Considered getting rid of them myself...not sure why I didn't when it could only take me a minute *starts drinking heavily*
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"Don't do that, even if they were a accident."
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Don't even know why or what it means...learning from mistakes is the last thing I like to do *finishes both bottles and struggles to stand*
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"Now this is where you pass out and relax, you need it."
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Pass out? I'm just getting started *places a hand against the wall and slowly walks leaving a scorched mark on the surface*
