[quote]Muted for: Being stupid Being smart, but being a dick about it Being neither stupid or smart, but blindly following others without thinking Being neutral and avoiding stating an opinion Stating an opinion as fact Stating an opinion that's wrong Stating an opinion Stating a fact Being illogical Being logical when I'm not Being a Hunter and complaining Being a Titan and complaining about Hunters complaining Being a Warlock acknowledging that others are complaining Using the word "Huntard" Being a Huntard Using the phrase "git gud scrub" Not gitting gud scrub Disagreeing with me Not agreeing with me (yes, there is a difference) Using that stupid blue quote bar that seems to be all the rage these days Using caps lock BEING TOO DAMN EMOTIONAL ABOUT A DAMN GAME GET OVER IT HOLY SHIT WHERE'S THE TYLENOL Using bold text at completely inappropriate [b]times[/b] And/or itali[i]cs[/i] Linking Rick Astley to a post and calling it "satire" (more on that [url=http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ]here[/url]) Calling anything "satire" Believing you know more than Webster's dictionary about what the word "satire" means and how to interpret it Responding to a post with "muted" rather than simply muting the OP Muting the OP Muting Using spoilers without an actual spoiler in the spoiler [spoiler]I've never muted anyone before. Enjoy the salt of people that think I'm serious.[/spoiler] If you have any or all of these symptoms, please contact your OP immediately, as you may need to be muted. (Symptoms not due to or caused by a heart valve problem)[/quote]