I have two stories: From Saints Row the Third: [spoiler]I had finally got to do some co-op with a buddy, and one of the first things my friend wanted to do he needed an EMU (the smart car equivalent) for. Having already taken and modified one for fun in a previous session, I grabbed mine for the situation. He had me take it up to the helipad at the HQ, and after some effort to get it up the elevator and through the place, I got it where he wanted it. It was then I asked "So what's the plan?" Right after I finished saying that he blasted my car with that one STAG gun you get in the airplane, full charge. The car goes flying off the building with me in it, to my surprise (having not seen him holding or charging the thing. The EMU ends up landing perfectly into a parallel parking spot into the street below. We both needed a moment to finish laughing before either of us could do anything.[/spoiler] From Dirty Bomb: [spoiler]I was playing a round of Execution (basically Search and Destroy) and my team was defending. We had managed to kill bomb carrier and his escorts and everyone else in the team other than a Vassilli (sniper with heartbeat sensor ability). The person on my team who pointed this out told us to all pull out our Melee weapons and to try and take him out with those. I obliged, but I also placed a turret in part of the "intersection" the bomb was in just in case and got up on an elevated point to jump down on him along the way. A few second later said Vassilli comes running past me, right towards the intersection, and I jumped down and gave chase. Once he got into the intersection, the turret opening fire chasing him to make a right into an alley away from the turret, no idea I was behind him. All while he was running through the alley, through one of the ruined building, up to it's second floor and into one of it's openings in order to try and safely snipe the turret, I was a few feet behind him with a knife. The moment he stopped and got his rifle out I went in for the kill, missed utterly, and fell past him right off the building, landing by it's entrance. So while he's playing peekaboo with the turret I'm running all the way back up over to him, finally making the needed slices and stabs once I reach him again. The whole team had a laugh about that, some of us having already started during the chase.[/spoiler]

Was playing Black Ops 2 with a bunch of friends, 2 of which were father and son (who was 18) Regular lobbies were playing like dogshite, so we retired into private lulzmatches During a game of Combat Knives n Claymores, the son got a triple kill with a claymore. Once the OOOOOOOs and laughter died down, I remarked that he should grab a clip of that. Father starts to chuckle Awkward silence from son, who eventually mumbles that he wont "Why?" I say, totally befuddled "I cant use theatre" he replies Father is audibly fighting back laughter, and close to losing "DAFUQ why the hell not?" I am seriously confused now "...mumble mumble dad put parental controls on my xbox mumble mumble..." Gales of laughter from the entire party for the next 20 minutes.

Yesterday, I was playing GTA V with my friends. I killed someone with a flashlight and accidentally said fleshlight. I didn't know what it was so my friend told me to look it up on Google images. I was laughing for the next 20 minutes straight.

Video of me winning s&d