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Edited by RoseScythe:
12/23/2015 4:05:21 AM
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Beat Oryk, father of Croat. Also 320 Helmet!
Is good time conquer Oryk today.
Fireteam of Titan, Titan, Warlock, Warlock, Hunter, Hunter. Round of last. I jump to tower, full auto on the gun. Ogre is kill but where knight is?
Then death! Architect is give me secret kill.
Is wipe, team say? Is wipe?
But wait! Activate radiant and is rise from ash like phoenik bird. Knight is run. KNIGHT IS RUN! Unable to stop like kamikaze. One, two, three bang is go the gun. Five million shoot him in the hip then run to middle man.
Whoa! Is very close of the call, but no time to calm! Oryk is slam!
Is shoot Oryk in chest and run to blacks. Boom! All go white is like Chernobyl. King of Taken destroy!
What loot is?
[spoiler]320 Helmet and rifle of scout![/spoiler]
Is edit: Thank. Is Gorothog fight more excite. Also loot of 2 times boot. One white. Other black. Also Shard of the Mouldering.
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Is that you yoda?
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Is good! Much ahspect. Two thums, yes?
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That...was...beautiful. *sheds tear*
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Is it possible for this guy to the weekly updates when "big changes" come around like weapon tuning? At least them we would know it was all a big joke...
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4 RepliesEdited by Blaze: 12/21/2015 10:40:11 PMTRANSLATION: It's a good time to conquer Oryx today. I had a Fireteam of 2 Titans, 2 Warlocks, and 2 Hunters. It was the last round on Oryx. I jumped on top of the tower, with my gun ready. My Ogre is dead, but where is my knight? When all of a sudden: [b]"Killed by the Architects"[/b] My team is calling it. "Should we wipe?" But wait! I activate Radiance and rise from the ash like a Phoenix. But my knight is running! MY KNIGHT IS RUNNING! I'm unable to stop the kamikaze. Then: One, two, three bang goes the gun. I shoot him in the hip and then run to the middle. I shoot Oryx in the chest and run to my blight. Boom! Everything goes white like Chernobyl. (Translator's note: Wat?) The Taken King is destroyed. What were my loot drops? [spoiler]A 320 Helmet and a scout rifle![/spoiler] Edit: Thank you everyone. The Golgoroth fight is even more exciting. Also, 2 times my rewards were boots. One pair was white (normal boots). The other was black (hard mode boots). I also got some Mouldering Shards.
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Architect is give me secret kill Lmao
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Am I correct to assume that English isn't your first language?
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1 ReplyOryk, father of Croatia
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1 ReplyI read this is the accent of the Russian guy that is Nikoli jackovs right hand man in Archer
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1 ReplyEither yoda plays destiny, or grandads escaped from the home again
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if English isn't your first language i imagine this will be difficult for you to read.
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1 Replyhleemt***
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4 RepliesThis forum is alive and good again! Well, this one thread at least, lol!!
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Bump, this is freaking hilarious
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Time to start a GoFundMe for this guy to take English 101.
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4 Repliesok ok... Hold up. Who let the retard out of the mental asylum.
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5 RepliesEdited by The Stalker: 12/21/2015 6:02:50 PMSomehow reminds of a Russian... Edit: I reread it in the best Russian accent I could...I'm not trying to be racist, but... Hahahahahahaha.
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thank arkitekt for secret kill
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Automatic favorite. Legendary!!!
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1 ReplyVariks get on the comms what did he say?
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Loved this!
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Thank for tip. Now know how kill oxyr
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Edited by MrMac: 12/21/2015 8:04:42 PMThank you for making my Monday better! Cheers! Edit: Just so you know, I read this at least 3 times and can't stop laughing!
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What loot is? 320 helmet and rifle of scout. I can't stop laughing I've read this 5 times hahahahhahahah
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