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Edited by RoseScythe:
12/23/2015 4:05:21 AM
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Beat Oryk, father of Croat. Also 320 Helmet!
Is good time conquer Oryk today.
Fireteam of Titan, Titan, Warlock, Warlock, Hunter, Hunter. Round of last. I jump to tower, full auto on the gun. Ogre is kill but where knight is?
Then death! Architect is give me secret kill.
Is wipe, team say? Is wipe?
But wait! Activate radiant and is rise from ash like phoenik bird. Knight is run. KNIGHT IS RUN! Unable to stop like kamikaze. One, two, three bang is go the gun. Five million shoot him in the hip then run to middle man.
Whoa! Is very close of the call, but no time to calm! Oryk is slam!
Is shoot Oryk in chest and run to blacks. Boom! All go white is like Chernobyl. King of Taken destroy!
What loot is?
[spoiler]320 Helmet and rifle of scout![/spoiler]
Is edit: Thank. Is Gorothog fight more excite. Also loot of 2 times boot. One white. Other black. Also Shard of the Mouldering.
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Read this as Borat
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The new ghost of Y2.5!
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Never in my life have I seen something so sexy
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4 Replies[quote]Then death! Architect is give me secret kill.[/quote]
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It bump? For help Croat kill
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Notes of patch (orbit be kicked - no; is dust of pardon also reboot at once - yes). Is glitch? orbit go! If Norris of Chuck, orbit go - no super loose;) To stupid or not to stupid? If Norris of Chuck, no super needs, kick of round the house! Is one out? IS ONE OUT? Goldfish die, go must, berry must. But berry! all cry, what berry is! Systers cat berry, fish of inside.
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2 RepliesI -blam!-ing love you.
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This is golden. I approve this post.
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2 RepliesI hate oryx. That laggy ass bitch screwed me over! >:(
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1 Replyu wot m8?
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2 RepliesOlaf, girl nice? Olaf, Beserker!
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[quote]All go white is like Chernobyl. [/quote]
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It's people like you that fill my heart with joy. You did good, and I hope you continue to do so.
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2 RepliesIt's even funnier if you read prior posts by the OP, written in the King's English.
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Edited by KarmaBullets: 12/22/2015 7:11:33 AMI'm 99% sure is crotal not croat ..... I'm sending link to your post to all of my enemies
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1 ReplyI want my 30 secs of life back for reading this.......
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7 RepliesEdited by Dooodley: 12/22/2015 6:12:15 AMOP, you are a legend. On a serious note, ever been to a EU server forum? That's what most of the posts look like there - and those people are trying their best.
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4 RepliesThere once was a Cabal And his name was Pa'ul He is very big And his face looks like a pig He used to be in a band But now he just plays in the sand He enjoys building a sand castle Because music was such a hassle Along came a Psion Who is named Orion He was a prick And quite the dick He picked on Pa'ul The pig faced Cabal Always calling him names And tripping him during Skyburner games On a really bad day for Pa'ul He took quite the fall He painfully broke his leg On a tiny little Dreg A flattened Dreg Who used to sit on a keg On the Dreg he found a shock pistol With the name tag Crystal He took Crystal That flattened Dregs pistol He limped to the Psion Who was named Orion He shot him in the head And now he is dead Pa'ul let out a loud cry As a tear fell from his eye
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[quote]One, two, three bang goes the gun.[/quote]
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4 RepliesI don't care what you say this post is gold. First thing I've enjoyed reading in awhile. GG.
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2 RepliesScrubs and their self res....... I would be ashamed if I died on a pillar. Your only job is to shoot a red bar knight. The ogres are already being killed for you...........
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1 ReplyOh my god. I haven't laughed so hard in my entire life!!! Lol
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1 ReplyEdited by TheLilBambino: 12/22/2015 5:55:48 AMHonestly, I can understand this post more than some of the stuff kids post on the forum.
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1 ReplyIs it weird that when I read this my internal voice went fully drunk Russian?
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That's everyone bruh
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1 Reply"'Is wipe', team say? 'is wipe?'" Laughing so hard XD
