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12/19/2015 2:57:43 AM
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He shoots you daggers.
"Not military camp. Or whatever else you were implying. I was actually in a Christian retreat. I learned size [i]does[/i] matter there."
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"Christain retreat?" [b]He asks with a slight chuckle.[/b] "Maybe you should beat them with bibles, maybe the power of Christ will compel them to sit the hell down. The past is the past man, nothing bad here, save for my insane ass"
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"Back then, if I didn't have someone to blame my shorty life on, then I would've chugged my weight in bleach."
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Edited by JayTea: 12/19/2015 3:02:53 AM"Bruh, I was the same damn way when I was younger. The bleach part, not the small dick part"
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He blushes slightly. "How many women have you banged, JT?"
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"One back home, then Layla, then another chick. Needless to say, some people don't like anal, and I never got to finish. Why do you ask?"
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"Never mind. I thought those guys were exaggerating. Was 3 inches bad for 14?"
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"Very. Try 6 and a half at 14, you had me"
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"You know what they say about early bloomers."
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"You get to Fūck early?"
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"They stagnate."
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"Stagnate?"
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"Stop."
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"Hey man, mine still grew a bit"
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"Mine grew 7 inches."
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"Another inch and a half for me, not too bad"
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"Sorry."
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"For what? 8 inch dick ain't too bad brother"
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"Well, I mean, I'm larger than you." He grins happily.
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"Your sister seemed pleased enough" [b]He grins devilishly[/b]
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"Shes pleased with any Joe Shmoe off the block."
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"Hey man, I sure as hell ain't judging."
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"I guess. Why were you depressed when you were 14?"
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"Parents hated me, got expelled from school for beating the shit out of someone in self defense, heavy drinking due to those, they all add up dog"
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"Hrm. I was a fat, acne-ridden nerd with my aforementioned small penis who went to a school where saying "shut up" was instant expulsion and a good belting. Not to mention the bullies."
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"Then you should've done what I did; bring a knife and kneecap a bitch" [b]he says, a stereotypical Canadian accent starting to shine through[/b]
